The fact that you were published means nothing Paul, every bit of garbage ever read was obviously published, and there is probably more money in pornography than serious writing, so whether you received money for your writing is irrelevant also. As to whether you are an expert on ass holes is concerned, your credentials were never in doubt, you obviously have a pedigree to be despised.
I gotta admit, this group is the most original in it's ludricosity... I've gone from being a talentless hack to being a raincoat clad pornographer to now being compared in the same sentence with the greatest of all monsters!
Because of the crimes comitted against humanity, especially the Jewish people, I am surprised that the word "Hitler" was able to slide it's way past the filters installed here at abcdefghijklmnoptales.com!
Is it my fault you people can't resist commenting further on me or my story? In case you forget, I was invited to this forum by the man who started this thread... to first defend my work. I am now simply continuing to comment as you fine, upstanding citizens of the world, care to dive deeper and deeper into the absurd.
I don't need the nororiety... and certainly don't need platitudes from the likes of this lot... but I feel "honor-bound" to continue the discussion here for as long as you like... and by the fact that you keep it going, I have to assume that you still like!!!
It might interest you to know, however, that I HAVE agreed to make certain modifications to my piece prior to it's publication... although I'm not sure they're the kind of changes this crowd has been clamoring for... Just think, at least you didn't have to pay to read it! (Of course, that makes your criticisms worth about what you paid...)
Tally ho my friends! Catch you later...
Paul
Me and Hitler, David and "Harry Carey" (harikari) ?
I AM bearded, PognoPhobe... and I'm ecstatic that you had to read one of my poems to learn that! Thanks... and if you're offended, YOU can always shave! ;-) (I'll be keeping my beard AND my bald head... my Baby likes 'em both!)
no sweat... no need to be QUITE so delighted and self congratulatory.. reading poetry is the reason i come to this site, as well as to write.... i didnt HAVE to read one of yours, it was in the last ten, so i obliged... no big spcial deal i am afraid....sorry to disappoint....
tell me paul, do YOU do any reading here at all? or is it all about posting your own work and crowing in the forum?
David:
I think you're having as much fun as I am... ;-) (And the great thing about being a guy... we're never too old to spawn... just ask Larry King, Tony Curtis, and Anthony Perkins... oops, too late for Anthony!)
And yeah, I kind of think God let the World Trade Centers fiasco happen too, so we agree on that issue as well... and I never said GOD was forgiving, just that He demands it of us!
Miss Issippi:
Probably the only thing more irrelevant than your opinion of me, my writing, or the fact that I was paid for it is your very existence to me... probably a good thing I understand God but am not actualy He... for your pathetic sake...
And for the information of those following along, I've never been paid for pornography... I have been paid for Journalistic endeavors, specifically interviews with professional artists and cartoonists that were published in trade publications... (Miss Issippi, a "trade publication" is a journal or magazine devoted to the profession, trade, or career; especially useful to those who might actually have a profession, trade, or career... I just KNEW you could learn something from me!)
I was amazed to look at your work... I knew I misunderstood the concept of the "ABC" thing initially, but while I grasped it quickly, it seems that you missed it entirely... what was it; 12 folders, each using one letter to tell the same story? Oh well, I guess we know that when you learn someting, like creating a folder, you can do it again... and again... and again... probably qualifies you to do menial labor; we could use some good orange pickers here in Florida if you ever run out of itenerant labor jobs there in the UK!
See you around!!! ;-)
By the way... for all you ignoramus' who want to say how pathetic Torturing Tanya is... how it was poorly written or weak or what-have-you... let me remind you of the quote from Tony Cook at the beginning of this little excercise in futility...
"It's also well written and well constructed."
Sounds like there is a bit of dissension within your hallowed ranks... or maybe you think Tony doesn't know a good story from a bad one? If that's true, you can probably discount any praise he might have had for YOUR work as well...
Just a thought... kind of my "kiss" goodnight to my overseas cousins! ;-)
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