Introduce Yourself (Right On!)

Wed, 2003-07-23 20:46

#2

Stormy Petal

Hi, I'm Stormy Petal. I'm new. My philosophy is: life's a gas; or maybe a bit of trapped air. *opening bars of The Entertainer*

Fri, 2003-07-25 12:23

#3

Hermia:Just

Hi I'm new here also. I once met Mr Motivator. I know some of you will know who this is, and some may even tremble at the memory of his legend. I met Michael Moore too at an independent cinema showcasing Bowling for Columbine. He told our entire class, in the form of a note we keep on the wall, to 'Fight the Power' I do like cheese, lets get some in here - (Keep the wine)

Wed, 2003-07-23 20:54

#4

Apaulling Twatto

Actually that's not strictly true. My name is really Paul Greco, and I'm a compulsive liar and boorish idiot who labours under the misapprehension that I am an amusing rebeleque rogue. *opening bars of The W_anker*

Wed, 2003-07-23 21:20

#5

justyn_thyme

OK, the navigation problem with the abctales rogues gallery section on www.thymeworks.com is now fixed. sorry about that.

Wed, 2003-07-23 22:46

#6

stormy

Hi I'm the 'real' stormy. I don't mind Paul hijacking part of my username. After all, imitation is supposed to be flattery isn't it? I suspect he likes me really and harbours a secret desire for me to impregnate him.

Thu, 2003-07-24 02:56

#7

Hox

Hi I'm Hox and I have insomnia and comfortable slippers. I like Stormy, but not enough to let him impregnate me. I am also one of the few people here who is older than Liana or Martin. But I don't look it.

Fri, 2003-07-25 15:58

#8

CuriosOfSigns

Hi, I'm Paul and I'm new here - although I feel so old... Currently, I actually don't seem to do anything at all, because I'm trying desperately to get my writing off the ground by rattling off some pretentious poetry about time or space or being a child again. Shame it's all rubbish, really. Just spent three years at university and now I'm floating in an odd little waiting room between academia and reality, slowly discovering that I've actually left all that educational nonsense behind. Woo-hoo. Erm.

Thu, 2003-07-24 10:16

#9

Skeeter

Hey, Britgrrl!!! When jude said 36DD, I thought that was her age and I thought DD meant Donald Duck. Honest, I think of her as a nice homely girl who watches cartoons etc etc. Not like you. I have respect for you. And admiration.

Fri, 2003-07-25 16:34

#10

Mark Brown

I suppose I'd better introduce myself. I'm Mark and I'm the editor of this site. People still are baffled by how this occurred.

Tue, 2003-07-22 17:39

#11

Hen

And more cussing and grumping.

Tue, 2003-07-22 18:05

#12

stuart

Hello. My name is Stuart. I learn to love the difficult.

Tue, 2003-07-22 18:05

#13

Liana

Hello. My name is Liana. I have a Hanson CD.

Tue, 2003-07-22 18:25

#14

Flash

Hello my name is Flash, i have Johnny Depp's latest film.

Tue, 2003-07-22 18:29

#15

Liana

And I am moving in with Flash.

Tue, 2003-07-22 18:35

#16

gail

hello, my name is Gail. I wish there was some cheese and wine.

Tue, 2003-07-22 19:15

#17

Luigi Pagano

Hello, my name is Luigi. I am old but not as old as Jay.

Tue, 2003-07-22 19:24

#18

Andrea

Hello, my name is Andrea. I'm pretty old, too, but not as old as either Luigi or Jay. I have a cat and look rather fetching on JT's exceptionally clever website. I'm not moving in with Flash.

Tue, 2003-07-22 19:45

#19

freda

hello I am mature and blue veined like the finest cheese, crisp and dry but a bit sweet like mid range screwtop wine , not the sort you would make into a lampshade. I havent written anything for a couple of weeks and I am happily convalesceing and having a holiday in mine own home. It's my birthday very soon and I'm glad the forums are working again.

Tue, 2003-07-22 19:53

#20

gouri

Hello, my name is Gouri. I have come all the way from India.

Tue, 2003-07-22 20:03

#21

Flash

Oh Andrea and there was me thinking i was a babe magnet shucks!!! Never mind. You can always have a copy of the film if you wish Liana.

Tue, 2003-07-22 20:20

#22

martin_t

hi i'm martin, slightly younger than liana and i once went to see andy williams in concert, and enjoyed it... my mum also once served englebert humperdink a drink

Tue, 2003-07-22 20:25

#23

Liana

LOL

Tue, 2003-07-22 20:50

#24

freda

i thought englebert humperdinck WAS a drink

Tue, 2003-07-22 20:54

#25

dublindian

Hi gouri, whereabouts in India? my parents come from Bangalore.

Tue, 2003-07-22 21:08

#26

neil_the_auditor

I'm Neil - yes that's my real name. I'm married with young adult kids. I come from Leeds but live in Manchester. I hate Americans except the ones I've met who have always been nice. I love India but have loads of Pakistani friends. I'm a christian but some of the things I read and write are anything but. I love wild birds but have three cats. I hate banks but work for one. Liana thinks I'm a good writer but has stopped giving me cherries... No contradictions there then.

Thu, 2003-07-24 16:22

#27

Dan

Hi, I'm Dan and I'm supposed to be working at the moment.

Tue, 2003-07-22 21:24

#28

Skeeter

Hello I'm Skeeter, and I've got a real name too, which I've forgotten for the moment. Don't really know anyone here, but think lots of them are interesting, imaginative, funny, nice and so on. Haven't moved in or out with anyone for a while. But Britgrrl seems nice.

Thu, 2003-07-24 16:39

#29

Altaf

howdy! I am Altaf and here is my first ever article, in the form of a personal reflection on my favorite sport http://61.18.14/153/cricket.htm

Tue, 2003-07-22 22:00

#30

jude

Name Judith Mary Bernadette Eydmann DOB: 26.08.1976 Vital stats: 5"4 36DD ABC claim to fame: Getting us barred from Wetherspoons in Camden

Tue, 2003-07-22 23:44

#31

Skeeter

Or jude

Tue, 2003-07-22 23:57

#32

Titsy

hello i am titsy ... i am indian by penetration

Wed, 2003-07-23 01:05

#33

brit_grrl

I'm brit_grrl aka Ms. Kitty and I engage in a a lot of other...well undercover activity ...er...ahem... I'm also 36DD and it WAS my claim to fame til Jude got there first. I was thinking of skating outta here with skeeter cos I thought he liked me for 'who I am", but now I suspect he was goggle eyed over something else entirely. *looks over her 'lacy stuff' supply*

Wed, 2003-07-23 09:08

#34

Ely Whitley

I'm Ely and I'm knackered

Wed, 2003-07-23 10:57

#35

Curlygirl

I'm Curly (hmm and i all know what you might think i mean by that). I'm kinda new to this site too (often wonder in from the home page and think what the eff are these people blarneying on about). I've got a soft spot for stuart (he has no idea though of course)...am wondering how old he is as he sounded like an old giffer in another thread...'when i was a young man...' o and it's morning now - does that mean i can't have any wine or cheese? champagne brekkie might be better anyhow.

Wed, 2003-07-23 11:01

#36

Curlygirl

i meant wander (sorry)

Wed, 2003-07-23 12:05

#37

Claudio

Hello I am Italian and now looking for a job. I'll do anything, my English is not good but I learning.

Wed, 2003-07-23 12:08

#38

Curlygirl

ever thought of being a gigolo?

Wed, 2003-07-23 12:17

#39

justyn_thyme

Lots of pictures of abctalers are on my web site: www.thymeworks.com Enter the site by clicking on 'begin your journey here' and click on 'abctales rogues gallery' There are also several audio recordings of stories from this web site.

Wed, 2003-07-23 12:34

#40

Curlygirl

finding it bit hard to navigate the site when you're looking at one photo and then you press the back button and then it brings you to the home page again. other than that everyone looks...interesting...

Wed, 2003-07-23 13:15

#41

Tony Cook

I'm Tony and I'm meant to be the boss round here. I just welcome you all and fall over. I'm also very bald.

Wed, 2003-07-23 13:58

#42

Stormy Petal

The navigation on Thymeworks is indeed as mad a ferret down a trouser leg. Learning to control the speed of the scrolling is like learning to drive a car...too slow too slow too quick too quick too slow. It didn't used to return to the homepage, and make you start over, when you looked a close up...why does it now? Or am I doing something wrong? Still, a very valuable source of visual info, tho. O. Vercritical

Wed, 2003-07-23 13:59

#43

Jeffrey

Hi, I'm Jeffrey, and I'm an awther. I havent posted anything on this site yet, as I didn't have internet access at my last address. I'm married, but dont let that stop any of you lovely ladies dropping by for a chat. Especially Jude. And Britgirrl. And Liana. And Andrea. And I've recently found hidden depths in bald men too, Tony.

Wed, 2003-07-23 14:10

#44

Liana

Jeffrey. You have to be joking dear....

Wed, 2003-07-23 15:55

#45

justyn_thyme

I'm looking into the navigation problem with the 'rogues gallery.' It was working fine for some time, now it's not. It should return you to where you left off.

Wed, 2003-07-23 16:21

#46

Claudio

Ahhh. I am too old to be a gigolo. I think I will become a beggar on the Kings Road

Wed, 2003-07-23 17:01

#47

jude

Stu.. I mean Jeffrey you steaming hunk of Zeus-like beauty. Email me any time to set a date jude

Wed, 2003-07-23 17:38

#48

Philip Wiley

My name's Philip but you can call me Phil. I'm shy.

Wed, 2003-07-23 19:46

#49

FROOTY

Hey,my name is Frooty,actually i`m a qumquat!! I found this site through my sister.I really appreciate it because after reading some of her stories I discovered what had been bothering her for so long. thanks`frooty

Wed, 2003-07-23 20:06

#50

FROOTY

Hey,my name is Frooty,actually i`m a qumquat!! I found this site through my sister.I really appreciate it because after reading some of her stories I discovered what had been bothering her for so long. thanks`frooty

Wed, 2003-07-23 20:36

#51

Thomjack

Hi, I'm Thom and I'm fairly new to this site. Haven't posted anything yet and don't hold your breathe as I'm having a bit of a block at the moment. The plumber assures me it will be okay so I live in hope. I am a big crime fan although, as I said to the judge, it wisnae me, a big boy did it and ran away. Will be checking in regularly to see what's happening and hopefully meet some people with similar interests. Cheers.