Recap

Morning.

How are you Stu?

I'm post-carnival mellow. What's your ghetto name? I am, apparently, Stim-U-L8 Cwac Cwac. Represent.

Fellatio Teapot, Yo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! erm... btw that's the same whether my name's Gail or Gill.

actually if i put my full name in it comes up as Fallopian Teapot. hmm guess which one i prefer.

ass machine tea pot i say sounds a bit odd

Fellatio Teapot, ass machine tea pot and Stim-U-L8 Cwac Cwac in a the house. Make some noise. You know: Robbie Williams is jealous of Liam Gallagher, Gordon Brown is jealous of Tony Blair, Phil Neville is jealous of Steve Gerrard, Julie Birchill is jealous of Eminem,

Ass Machine Jaam ? some mistake surely?

My iraqui name al-Mashhadani al-Tikriti Ibrahim or my elf name Oakhand Granitebottom

My name's Fellatio some people ask me why i put em straight with a wink of my eye. Yo Yo. I'm in de house and i'm ready to partee. Call me your shorty and watch me fly. (moves off the dance floor doing a jiggy break dance thingy)

And The Compatibility Test came up with this conclusion about me. a generally unf**kwitted, moderate, not-too-generous, not-too-selfish, pathetically simple-minded, dribbling child.

ummm "word" that's all... thanks very much

How on Earth am I supposed to rhyme with a name like Stim-U-L8 Cwac Cwac? Yo, yo, yo, yo. I'm Stim-U-L8 Cwac Cwac. Yo, I'll jam my uzi up your ass crack. I'll give your rack a nasty bitch smack Because your crew are fockin wack jack.

managed quite nicely then. where's your moves, homey?

YOOOOOOOO My name is Flashy dont call me AMJ if you do there will be a price to pay I'm in da house with Stu,March and Marteee. Three dudes that are hip and a chick that is fly. We got moves and tricks, man we are sly. *Does break dance headspin, collides with TV, breaks ornament and ruptures several important vertebrae*.

Peeping Joe D in da house, All you suckers are quiet as a mouse coz I got da rhymes, i got da flow, all my G's call me Peeping Joe D, Coz I'm always spying on them laydeez, when they're in there rooms in their undies. To see dem beatches I use my binoculars, and with these fat rhymes I-rock-you-hard. Bo. Word is born. Touch me. *body pops*

Flashy, think back to Jay\'s comments & see what we mean

Toilet Duq Whack One love............

It is on in here. No question. Yo, yo. I'm MC Stuart Ramsay and I'm known to gloat. I'll blow your ear drums out like a carnival float. Breath my skunk smoke in your face, fill your eyballs full of mace, smack your bowling round the ground like W.G. Grace.

Yo yo yo. my other name is marchy short for marchioness i'm queen of the diss if you wanna piece of me you're gonna havto blow me a kissssssssss yo, yo suck that joint you muvva's

or summat...

Bo Ya Kasha Man we're on the move Man we're in the groove My name is Flash and i got big stash not diluted mash pedigree a Hash So to giv ya'all a lickle liff Take a draw on my Spliff Shakkkkke dat Booty daun, holmes *Does spin in wheel chair, topples over and punctures several important organs*

Duq Whack Yo... gona take you down Respect....... my wave dude Cause yo .. knockin ma ground Spread your bling to the sky's above Follow my beat to the grovvvvvvvve of one love yeah.........one love.......yo

So I'm Doctor Wack. Make of it what you will.

Mine is Ass Machine Wack. I kinda like it.

Doctor Wack! (That is ... If I put in Don Ignacio. If I put in my real name, I get Ass Machine Cwac Cwac...) Hey yo, mah name is Docta Wack mah mam did lotza crack that's why I's so strange an' why mah dog's got mange

mah name is Neil dat's no big deal cos dem chicks all flock for de ginge appeal ah work for de bank dat's cool for blacks but we don' employ de fat guy from de 'Alifax