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Flash
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Chimpanzee's enjoy them... oh sorry you've already mentioned Greg Rusedski.
Ralph
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He is from Canada you know....
gouri
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If you want your enemy to slip and fall before you, take the help of the banana skin. [%sig%]
Jay
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Bananas are they those yellow sometimes green things if so I eat them every day because they are so yummy wasn't aware owl's like them and it makes me like them even more now as I love owl's...
Stephen Gardiner
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Grumpy, moody, scruffy and Manchester are not things I go for in music, Flash. I am definitely not hip. I do know of the existence of a combo called the Charlatans, hence earlier attempt at irony. I know absolutely nothing of what they play. QED
Tony Cook
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Oo-er - trepanning. Don't get me started. My first ever published piece of journalism was for the International Times (hippy sheet printed on swirly coloured paper so that no one could read the articles). It concerned a gentleman who had trepanned himself by mounting his Black and Decker on the wall - and he was thus able to give himself a free permanent acid trip. even he advised against it.
Tony Cook
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As for you Jay - up at 2.26 in the morning! Discussing your love of owls! A lady of your tender years should be tucked up in bed with a large mug of cocoa and much tlc. Now, you are still recovering from the flu so take it easy dear heart and stay off the bananas!
andrew pack
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I do actually want to know more Tony - how does one avoid drilling into the brain itself? As I understand from talking to a lot of neurosurgeons, the brain is the only part of the body that doesn't actually experience pain. I couldn't even get the holes right for putting up shelf-brackets, so I don't think I dare experiment; but the idea is interesting. You know how with a wiggly tooth or a bruise you can't help touching it, is the same the case with a trepanning hole? Pullman touches on trepanning in The Subtle Knife, but all too briefly. What sort of sensation did your interview subject report TC? Stephen - I know the diff between sea-sickness and sickness, which is why I was asking whether nutmeg in milk delivered the former rather than the latter. Now wondering if the band the Charlatans called their 5-a-side time Charlatan Athletic...
hovis
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sorry as someone so kindly mentioned football I'm doing the equivalent of substituting a player in the final seconds ..... ....as this thread is now neck and neck with Ralphie's...;) come on you bananas!!!
hovis
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has anyone cut one in half yet?????
alison brown
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i really wished i liked bananas. they smell so nice. and i know they are good for you. but if i eat one and it has any kinda bruise on them........ yuk i cant do it, its the worst thing i can think of tasting. i think i used to try to eat the greenish ones until i just came to the fact i dont like them. but still they smell so nice. i do wish i liked them...
Jay
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I'll only do it Stephen if your on stage with me wearing that shirt I first saw you in and you render the song "I wanner hold your hand" all the time looking straight at me or better still "Kiss me honey honey Kiss me" without sinking more than two pints before hand though none would be better. Not a bad bargain that if your up for it...
mississippi
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*waits for Lofty's reply with bated breath*
freda
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I only like the in between ones, semi-ripe. The mushy ones are nice to fry up though. They are a lovely fruit, more approachable in winter than citrus. I dont have one in the house or I would try the owl recipe right now. As it is I can't imagine how you get the owls ears effect, but what a hoot!
stormy
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we've only got tangerines in. hmm. looks a bit like an owls ****. (I would imagine)
fish
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i have been to co-op and bought some bananas specially ... i hope you appreciate this you big loaf of bread ...
Jay
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Oh Missi I do! say this with feeling "I do so like you" and that last post has put a smile on my face stretching from ear to ear, in my book you do so aim to please...
staples
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You should never put bananas in a refrigerator. That's what the song says, and they know.
stormy
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for christs sake! how long have I been here? and I forget about the fuckingarsing swearfilter. it's nearly 2004 abc! wake up! even the broadsheets print everyword nowadays (albeit in moderation) apart from the c word. I know why you feel you have to do it but isn't it pathetic that ar.se is bleeped when nobody has considered it a swearword since 1962? Most of us (when we remember) can easily get round it. Tony, you say you want unmoderated discussion. For the 'x' to the power of a millionth time, please remove the swear filter. We have always managed to self-moderate here and I'm sure anyone who goes over the top wil soon be shat upon. *wonders if shat will be deleted*
stormy
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see, the system is w.ank. sorry freda, you were saying about owls ars.es
Tollam
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I totally agree stormy! ****, bollocks, twat, prat, ass, ****, arsicicle, dickhead, arsewipe, ****, bugger, berk, tosser, ******, wank, tithead, sodmiester, potatohead, rubber ducky, fanny arbuckle's cod-liver oil tablets....just checking in the name of...erm...science. [%sig%]
freda
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you missed out poo
mississippi
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I do! I do! I do!
Tollam
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Oh thanks freda... and pee-pee. I think I also missed pisshead, prick, fartsniffer, arselicker, codswallower, ****-for-brains, ******* ****** and tosshead. Let me know if there are any others...for...erm...medical research. [%sig%]
stormy
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what's an arsicicle?
Tollam
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It's what happens should you decide to take a piss and you're drunk (thus aim and body stance off) on a freezing night and it dribbles back down from your **** and form a very attractive icicle...quite a curio that one!...and not very comfortable...erm...I hear. ...that was probably way too much information... *(note to self...when drunk don't go on computer!) [%sig%]

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