Are We Missing Something?

Hi, I found this page through the tracking to my website and although I don't have the time to read through everything on here, there was mention of a poem, and recently I saw a user on UKAuthors or something using my pictures. Anyway, just to let you know that the user isn't me, a lot of people use my pictures and pretend to be me online. I read the poem, and I have to agree, my arse could write better.

That's because 'I' don't spend my time navel-gazing.

Down George.

I don't think you lie Missi...honest i don't.

Yes Guv'nor.

Pioden i'll pm you privately in a while, rather than respond here if that's ok.

'She's removed all her 'work', her profile and her weblink.' She has removed her one poem, but her profile and weblink are still there along with her comments on other work by other members. Her one piece was given a bit of a slating by a member who doesn't frequent the site that often, hence i think this might be the reason why she removed it.

Flash

Yes?

*punch right in the nose*biff

*kicks Pi on the shin....holding bloody nose* BI...... bou bit be ob by Bose.........

*hops round holding shin - tries to kick flash back - falls over heading him in the waist instead as she falls - knocking him flat - does a rude sign at him * pssst we're the kids from uka remember - just don't pull my hair its taken me ages to grow it to this lenght

You mean my spy is not reliable?

All this over that?

Well it was a boring day yesterday, sorry.

Missi do you want me to say hello to anybody while i'm over at UKA?

No thanks, Flash, but you could go into the shoutbox and kick some sand in the kids faces for me.

Missi, your obsession is really quite telling

*waves at Sabi*

As bad as that? Ok, I'll behave.

LOOK, you two! This is NOT the UKA sandpit, now if you really wanna behave like kids, sod off!

*throws sand in Georgie Porgie's face*

Right you litle shit! TEACHER!

you called!!

Give the kids a slap.

Well tell Flashy all that will ya, and get him off the case and back to his normal trivial self? Ta. Umm, does your arse write in rhyme or blank verse?

I'll sue.

OK: brandishes exceedingly large whip. Bend over.

sue who?

is her whip as big as mine?

What's the exact technique for gripping that pen?

*bends over* Oh go then.

*pours sand down Georgie Porgie's shorts* Tirviality service now resumed.

ponders upon amount and wrist movement involved. Hmm nah on second thoughts you'd enjoy it FAR TOO much!

flash likes been beaten up Katrina

Sometimes when I’m reading, I put my bookmark in the wrong spot and then later when I open it, I know that I’m in the wrong place but I can’t remember where the right place is so I start all over.

life is strange like that Denver

>>I read the poem, and I have to agree, my arse could write better.<< And what a lovely arse it is ;)

Would the easiest way to become wise be to think of something stupid, and then to say the opposite?

yes George behave ... as if your own sand pit isn't big enough that you wont allow us to play in it - you ARE obsessed btw flash what would the reaction have been if I had made the negative comment that led to 'Cass' changing to another user name 'Cassita' and removing 'her' poem Except of course I would not have highlighted her site and actions - soft porn - damn knew I was doing something wrong surely if Cassita had a real interest in 'her' poetry she would have left the poem in place and waited for someone to come along and tell her were she was going wrong after such a comment had been made or would have posted it to the critic forum - wonder if she's posted it to abc I certainly would not have made a positive comment - in fact I wouldn't have commented at all, except if she had posted in the forum and my doing so or not wouldn't have anything to do with what she is but upon how bad the poem was - is but then that's down to what she really wants

So it appears we ARE missing something then! What exactly it is though is a bit obscure. Could it be your NEW poem? Your literary arse? Your suggestive pics? Well?

OOOOOOO! allo allo allo, what's all this then? So who's stealing all the posts on UKA ? And knocking all the sandcastles over in the shoutbox!

Do you think wisdom is the opposite of stupidity, Denver? I would have thought, maybe, sensible or clever.

I came across a fair attempt at a wise saying on an American web-site "Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit and wisdom is not putting it in your fruit salad." Well a fair attempt for an American :)

Yea, I imagine so.

I don't even know what you're talking about. *waves at Flashy and Pi* Missi shame you didn't have the balls to go to the UKA do, *sticks tongue out a Missi before he has a chance to get his shotgun out*

Missi has only got a peashooter

this cassita thing reminds me of the sven faria palios effort... does anyone really care ?

Not really Liana - no when it don't affect them they don't *waves back at sabelle* *punches flash in the nose*

Ah right... well I guess some teen posting porn and poor poetry must affect some people then... I see some people wi' nowt better t' do, as my grandad would've said.