ISMS
Wed, 2001-06-27 23:51
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ISMS
ISMS strange title l know, but it is what I use to describe when my partner (Alan) uses the wrong word. A thing he does often. My recent favourite Alan(ism) took place when he was searching the TV listings and asked me if there was anything on celestial tv? To which I replied "God knows".
Of course this ism thing is not just confined to him. I recently counselled a woman about stress in the workplace and she informed me that "she arrived at work totally uninhabited"
:-))
colindardis
Isms, hey? Well I've started my own strand of philosophy, called Dardism. Sunscribers to it have to have goatee beards (or for the woman, lots of armpit hair), an allergy to vitamin D, and own over 300 self-written poems. The main outlook is one of hope and the belief that at least Doomsday will sort out this mess of a planet. I thank you and goodnight. Now get out of here! (Old Goons joke)
Dave Randall
Are you and your followers descendants of the founders of Troy?