The inevitable Michael Jackson thread
Wed, 2003-02-26 01:34
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The inevitable Michael Jackson thread
Anyone see Wacko's counter-documentary on Sky One yesterday?
They interviewed Liz Taylor about the baby-dangling incident: "It was no big deal; he had his arm tight around the baby's arm pit."
*showing slowed-down footage of Mikey putting baby's life at unnecessary risk*
"Yes", the interviewer comments, "he definitely seems to be holding tight under the armpit."
With dollar signs in her eyes, his ex-wife said all the right things. And we were offered the bombshell that journalists gain a subject's trust to glean juicier confessions.
Risible mood music.
Worst documentary EVER.
Jackson freaks me out. I hate having to say this, but I wish he'd just go away. His whole demeanor sucks the joy and life out of any room, and there's not enough of that to go around in the first place.
Why oh why can't he be just...like...me?
can't believe they put that on instead of Jeremiah. I didn't watch it. Couldn't be bothered. Bring back Jeremiah.