Can anyone here speak Welsh?

I have a mate at work who can help me out here. Expect something that will make your hair stand on end tomorrow.

Ysgubor henoed crueso oedlion (I think)ysbrid y craig uchaf. Howzat?

I had a friend who during the early stages of learning welsh was taught a simple phrase to help him (he thought) to impress his welsh speaking girl friend I won't use my welsh - but basically they taught him in welsh to say that his mother was a washing machine - he thought he'd learnt to say a sweet nothing - so he whispered it into her ear and she was vastly impressed - to a state of hysterical laughter NOW are you sure you want me to teach you a swear word ?

Astudiais i Gymraeg yn goleg fel rhan fy ngradd ond w'i wedi anghofio pobbeth. (I think that's right anyway.) Dim parcio to you all.

The math of speaking Welsh is very compelling. All you have to do is take the first post post above (instructions for copying and pasting are contained in the thread below created by anonm - I'm not sure where the 'm' came from but I assume it is because the person is a) financially insecure baa) of low intelligence c) welsh) and send it to six other sheep farmers. Delete the first sheep and add your own name to the bottom of the list. Buy wellingtons. Within weeks you will be inundated by EEC commisioners offering you money to flock off. Trust me, myfanwy xxx

Dos i gachu'r gotsan budur !

Araf! Araf!

If I had a clue what you were saying I would probably ban this thread! No racism either please.

Racism? The Welsh are not a race, Tony. Shirley you mean "xenophobia" (race-unrelated), although this is a moot point also as they are not technically foreign, but British. I think you actually mean "Welshist". Yes, no Welshism, I say. Anything to stop having my holiday cottage burnt down by a bunch of leak-wielding eggball-chasing choir boys...

Just to help you Tony - or may be you'd like them to play with this - cachu!

I just love those cachu nuts.

gfloiden snarf doodle pleiuth wiggles!

it's welsh, honest