Word game
Wed, 2003-03-26 13:06
#1
Word game
Take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting or changing one letter and supply a new definition.
Here are a few starters:
intaxication: euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with
reintarnation: coming back to life as a hillbilly
foreploy: any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid
giraffiti: vandalism spray-painted very, very high
sarchasm: the gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it
glibido: all talk and no action
ignoranus: a person who's both stupid and an @!#$
Over to you....
justyn_thyme
skatula: kitchen item used to flip cow pies
cackophony: disorienting sound of a group of people loudly shooting the s**t
*makes note to think cleaner thoughts in future*
Tony Cook
Dicumentary: A film on the life of Dinky Touchard - most definitely certificate 18. Features the ins and outs of Dinky's varied career.
Hoxiday: Two weeks in Benidorm with Dinky Touchard (very expensive).
Stephen Gardiner
Hoxoerotic: concerning or arousing sexual desire centered on a person by the name of Dinky Touchard
Dinky Boy: a small metal model of a porn star, now a collector's item
Hox
I suppose you think that's funny.
The Baronet
Guantomino Bag - the POW clothing for prisoners of the American Goverment.
justyn_thyme
Bog Skaggs: former rock star whose career has been in the latrine for many years.
Paulgreco
*add a letter*
Skacasm: a pastiche or parody of reggae or dub music; see "O-bla-di..." by the Beatles.
*change a letter*
Camputer: An arcade machine that calculates for men a ITWYFS score ("in touch with your feminine side") based on input about likes and dislikes with regard music, films, food, and freetime activities. Also reads your walk on a treadmill, and analyses your voice for girliness via a voice recognition system.
*subtract a letter* (the hardest by far!)
Golf curse: the frostiness, budget-interference, and demotions dressed up as "sideways" moves which seem to follow beating one's boss at the game Twain said "ruins a good walk".
Paulgreco
My mate and I call indie music - specifically that which mixes in elements of blues - "blindie" music. Eg. Jon Spencer Blues Explosion, The White Stripes etc.
Never caught on tho. Come on NME, it works!
Two letters tho. Doesn't count here. Boo.
barenib
A new one -
Distateful : A collection of work by the artist Tracy Emin
tony_dee
I like this game, when I think of a clean entry (ooh er missus) I'll post it :-)
Stephen Gardiner
Pox: A sexually transmitted infection that result from unprotected carnal knowledge with a porn star
Daisymay
Hoxophobic - Fear of revealing your alterego to millions via the www.
Tony Cook
Would the porn star in question be one Dinky Touchard?
Stephen Gardiner
Jack-in-the-Hox: A commonplace practice performed by porn stars in films and the back rooms of lap-dancing clubs.
Tony Cook
Dinky Ouchard: Over aggressive sexual practices with a well known porn star.
Stephen Gardiner
Dingy Touchard: The damp, unlit parts of a porn star.
Tony Cook
Stephen Hardiner: Man seeking Dinky Touchard
justyn_thyme
Hoxymoron: example: a dinky can be kinky and a dinky can be hinky, but a dinky can never be touchard!
Hinky Dinky Do: hairstyle worn by hinky dinkys. (also, original working title of Jimmy Durante's signature song Inka Dinka Do)
Paulgreco
The Hoxo Family - a series of adverts for porn movies starring Dinky Touchard, featuring a middle class family trying to be all salt of the earth.
Paulgreco
It's a different gravy, my friends...
barenib
Ever get the feeling that your thread's been hijacked for illicit purposes?
chooselife
Kojacked - robbed of your toupe.
Hox
Hoxic Waste: the large volume of smelly effluent which is going to be deposited in a certain web site office in North London if there are any more "Dinky" references on this thread.
Rachel
Hoxnoxious (ok 2 letters) : threats issued when a nerve is touched hard.
Paulgreco
What we really want to know Hox: Are you both Dinky by name, and dinky by nature?!
Hox
I cannot reveal details about the Dinky pinky on a family website.