Pants...

I don't wear glasses, and I'm as weak as they come... On the subject of pants it's nice boxers, tight. My Dad's girlfriend bought me some 'Confessions of a Windowcleaner' Robin Askwith style briefs for Christmas. I put them on, went 'Phwoar', wiped my brow in an exagerated fashion, and then had sex behind a curtain, not realising that the curtain had gone up, to a packed theatre who gave me a standing ovation while cupboard doors banged and a kettle whistled. Then I put my normal pants back on.

I like nice boxers, too...

...as long as they ain't tight.

Mark, it sounds like "Confessions of Mister Ben". As if by magic the woman with the choc ices appeared and Mr. Ben handed the magic pants back to her. Next week Mr. Ben tries on the magic pants and ends up dropping a soapy sponge off a ladder into the cleavage of a busty girl below.

I have loose boxers for you, A!

I shall stick to my G string.

There are some things in life, Missi, that one does not want to know.

Don't you bloody bully me you psycho.

Yeah, too much info, Missus...

What about a thong.. Lets start thinging

Andrea, do you want my loose fitting boxers or not?

Hair on a G string Missi? Obviously not one of Tony's.

Boom Boom!

Porshe Boxters? Cars for grey haired men in their 50's. Thongs? for europe. Why fronts? Depends on the weather.

something in between, methinks.. do they still actually sell y-fronts? My dad gives me all his old pairs.. I don't know the official name for them.. anyway.. they're not boxers or y-fronts.. but no pants is best.. and inevitable if you never do the laundry.

and whats wrong with "Knickers" ? whatever happen to the old fashion - keep your bum warm - passion killers - "Bloomers" ????

I think I'm wearing the last existing pair.

and what about the good oldie - *tries not to giggle too much* - "String vest" I mean I could right fancy a man in a string vest - NOT!

Tony Soprano's got all the best vests ... and he does OK with the girls! But for me, it's got to be boxers in a nice soft material. I'm very particular! Marie Stopes used to knit her son's underpants. She wanted them very baggy so that he would develop fully and freely! Can you imagine the itching?

Never mind the SIZE of it... Oooohhhh

I've met him - and his wife - on a number of occasions. He is worryingly normal - not the genius he was trained to be, just a nice decent guy. But he did marry a ferocious woman!

She, by the way and as an aside, is Barnes Wallis' (the bouncing bomb man) daughter! Stopes disapproved as she wears glasses. She did not want her 'perfect' line to be spoilt by 'four eyed monstrosities'. Stopes, you may have guessed, was a eugenesist. The sad thing is that the children all wear massive, thick glasses! And very good they look in them too!

This glasses thing is interesting Tony, mainly because though many people think wearing glasses is a sign of weakness they happily 'pose' in sunglasses which is seen as cool.

That's becaqsue everyone wears sunglasses but only the short or long sighted wear 'correcting' glasses. I think the social stigma comes from the 50s when the only glasses around were those extraordinary NHS ones. I certainly don't mind wearing my glasses becasue of the look - just the pain of taking them on and off, constantly losing them, sitting on them, scratching them etc.

The older you get, Missus, the cooler specs become - especially if you're blind as a bat, like wot I am. I used to be forced (oh, it's a cruel, cruel world!) to sport those 'extraordinary NHS ones' when I was a kid. They became quite fashionable later, did they not? Course, by that time, the damage was done and I loathe wearing my specs... *peers blindly at pc screen*