Savings

order some new friends ... if you stick to the quit you are f.ucken sure to lose all the ones you have got ...

40 B&H? Just kidding...good luck with it. You could try a tenner's worth of pick n mix maybe?

Er....I don't wanna piss on ya anti-smoking honey but the way I read it you didn't SAVE anything, well not financially. You may of course have saved your life though!

Oh dear, I forgot I was standing in for Larph earlier, I didn't want anyone to suffer withdrawal symptoms whilst he's busy camping it up.

B&H?? Are you MAD? I wouldnt smoke B&H if they were a pound a pack. Where do you think i live, on a council estate??

A pair of rose tinted shades and anything to wipe out the next six months.

lunch posing healthily at nice restaurant with sun roof/terrace, weather depending.

A wrap of bathtub sulphate? Now, are you going to get cranky like other famous talers who give up fags?

A fat green Buddha figurine. Or possibly a waving golden cat. Both from Chinatown.

i have a big fat buddha covered in smiling children already. Oh wait, thats me.

lolololol..... You can always put it away for a rainy day....the savings that is.

I smashed my windscreen the other day whilst trying to suspend my 'lucky Buddha' from the rearview mirror (don't ask how, cost me 50 quid).. he has been hung for over a week now but have not crashed the car yet.. also has his big fat @!#$ facing me no matter how I try and twiddle to adjust the string which is very annoying... the twiddling whilst driving will probably be the cause of expected car crash. So don't get a Buddha, but perhaps a compilation of calming spiritual music such whales mating songs and waterfalls tinkling in the forest etc to calm your fraying nerves...

lol.. big fat ars.e that is.

A book by an author not so very far away. (Just kidding)

give it to someone. walk up to someone on the streets who looks like they could do with a little happiness and say "Excuse me, I just made my life better by not spending this on fags, now you can have it" then smile and hand it over on open palms like Buddha would hand things over, calm and serene. If they say "Wow, thanks, but why me?" you'll say "Because I sayt so alright! now do you want it or not you ungrateful little t**t coz I've got better things to be doing with my time than force feeding charity to the likes of you!!!" then storm off while they pick coins from their nose and hair muttering how much you need a fag...just one...just for today.

GIVE it to someone? you are out of your mind!! This morning, i bought a crocheted teeshirt, which, after i put it on, resembled a well stuffed cushion cover. i may take gails luncheon advice instead tomorrow.

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Oooh look everyone, Hox is feeling Very Brave.

*orders disguise and fast car*

Well....you could give it to me, I could do with some savings! Or keep treating yourself, that way when you want to buy another packet you'll think about what you have to do without.

More savings you can sell your ashtrays. How come Hox isn't down in your ( little black) book? and how do i get out of it?

slimfast milkshakes are lovely, here's my favourite way of preparing them. make up vanilla flavoured slimfast according to directions, but with full cream milk, add 2 t-spoons instant coffee + 1 t-spoon drinking chocolate, and a dollop of icecream. lie back and imagine being on diet

come on L, give it to someone needy, go on, I dares Ya! Think of ABC, of the charitable connections with the underprivilaged..underprivalaged...underpr... homeless. For only the cost of a week's fags (about £890) you could get a sense of fulfillment only ever seen previously on the face of George Peppard when one of his 'plans' comes 'together'. you only have to do it once. take a polaroid of the occasion and wear it like a "Get out of Guilt Free" badge. All future saved cash can go on comfort snacks and alcohol.