A bit of nonsense
I got this in my email today. It made me laugh a little so I thought I'd share it with you:
Things That Are Difficult to Say When You're Drunk:
a.. Innovative
b.. Preliminary
c.. Proliferation
d.. Cinnamon
Things That Are VERY Difficult to Say When You're Drunk:
a.. Specificity
b.. British Constitution
c.. Passive-aggressive disorder
d.. Transubstantiate
Things That Are Downright IMPOSSIBLE to Say When You're Drunk:
a.. Thanks, but I don't want to sleep with you
b.. Nope, no more booze for me
c.. Sorry, but you're not really my type
d.. No kebab for me, thank you
e.. I'm not interested in fighting you.
f.. Oh, I just couldn't - no one wants to hear me sing
g.. Thank you, but I wont make any attempt to dance, I have zero co-ordination.
h.. Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to vomit in the street.