Ikea products
Wed, 2005-02-23 10:42
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Ikea products
Shan't be having one in my house, as I have certain standards to maintain... although it is tempting that screws are included.
mississippi
Hmm, I could do with a new knob.
I got it! You ...
Oh look missi! There's one just arrived.
LisafromTenby
ok- as I STILL don't get it, just tell me and i WILL clear off.
LisafromTenby
Jasper- who the hell are you? You KNOW I don't have a clue. Always was slow picking up on things. You may well be very talented, you also seem to enjoy being obscure. You have been at this far longer than me, so just tell me for once and for all.
Am ok, but they were only selling iced coffee today so was sent home.
Liana
Oh look, internal rhyme in Jasper's post.
Liana
may i echo emily's request that your trolling be at least witty? You are coming across as terribly slow and dull at the moment...
Liana
stop stop you're just too hilarious...
justyn_thyme
It is very humble of you, Liana, only to be searching for a 'modest knob.' Of course, you could always install a more grandiose model in another room of the house.
*coughs*
Liana
(I assume that is not a question, but this is - will you STOP using fucking question marks everywhere unless you are actually ASKING something?)
Justyn -
Ikea's modest version has a diameter of only 37mm, which I'd call tiny, so their grandiose models probably only manage a 300mm diameter. It's just not on, is it?
Liana
I'm sorry - are you speaking English?
martin_t
japser unfunny? liana ? how could you say so? do i make sense with all these question marks?
martin_t
aye aye captain
Emma
Those question marks are probably to give that sense of the upturned end of sentences that the Ozzies do so infuriatingly well.
martin_t
i agree with the whole of that statement except for the last word
radiodenver
"Wipe clean with a cloth damped in water or a non-abrasive detergent.
Wipe dry with a clean cloth."
Sounds a bit like changing a diaper doesn't it?