Bit bucket

Come on Radio, these ABC guys have an impossible job. If they don't act they upset one group, if they do act, they wind up another. Surely the best approach with the person causing all this hassle is: A: never again mention his name in any post, as I am doing here B: never never never respond to him, no matter what he says. We all know that he writes offensive attention-seeking drivel. The best way to deal with him is to stop giving him the oxygen of attention he craves. In the past week I have found a simple solution to the problem and it doesn't require any software. Every time I see that name I just scroll past without reading a word. I feel completely liberated!

Your breath

That was an interesting comment Schmeichel.... I have a simple solution too. I don't give a shit one way or another. Tony and Mark are free to do as they like. Won't keep me from talking about it.

There it goes again!

Of course you are free to talk about it, but what a waste of electrons.

Are they the things that float in soup?

No, those are croatians... Electrons can't be wasted....they just move from negative to positive...

I was having a decent chat with bestchum about frogs, nodded off in my comfy chair for ten minutes, woke up and lo! the thread was gone. Very disorientating for a chap my age...

I need an electron to come and fit my shower pull cord. They're hell to get hold of. Plumbers are ten a penny, but electrons... lazy lot.

Where's John when we need him!

Here's a fun one that might help Archer Girl see how far the scales can slide. [%sig%]

Do you know what gay electrons do?

No, what do gay electrons do?

They blow fuses.... *ba-da-boom* (sorry to all my gay friends...it's still funny)

Sheesh. Some folk are rilly sensitiiiive.

Mykle, you were/are one of the key destructive bastards in that tragedy, how you have the brass neck to show your puffy face here baffles me.

Actually, I was thinking just the same about you!

But most here would agree with me. Have you harrassed any women lately?

Cant talk about Electrons at the mo. I'm trying to conserve me energy.

Only you Miss taken.

So how many women is it now you've tried to lure to your den in Scarborough, you sack of crap?

Several million and counting...

Why would ANY of them take you up on it when they could have a real man instead of a seedy old man that chases youngsters?

Shouldn't you be asking them, moron?

I didn't have to, most of 'em told me in disgust.

I have offered my spare bedroom to only one person from ABC and then only for use in an emergency, George. Your continued lies and insinuations are shameful!

Could we hold an electron and see if Jasper should be flushed along with his threads or will he remain a floater and keep plopping back up again (I suspect the conclusion is as foregone as our forthcoming electron).

That's not what they say.

Seems to me that two threads hit the bit bucket today. The plan is working.

I'm sure there's some kind of fungal infestation going on...can't Tony fumigate, or something...?

Only just found this thread (trying hard not to laugh at RD's 'blow' gag), mine was prob deleted due to overuse of the word 'moron' although if you check your dictionary you'll find its use not libellous at all! You might find find a few more threads and/or posts will get deleted in the coming days ... so bear with us Baldricks, for we have a cunning plan. Meanwhile, I'm fed up with electrons. Grinning gurners on backgrounds of red, blue and that sickly yellow... plugging this, plugging that. What on earth is going on?

find find? *electrons self*

lol.....what, no gay gas? Sooks

Who farted?

Another one bites the dust. (thread that is) I'm thinking of starting a gambling pool, lets see if we can pick the winning thread. The last one to go was a doosey!

It was inevitable, and in view of the content the proper thing to do.

A lot of self destructing that was.

Hrm. I hope it wasnt my Froo T. Bun comment.

We'll never know...unless George archived it in the Magna Carta files. I do hope it was something I said that caused it.