Moron joke
Wed, 2005-07-20 08:12
#1
Moron joke
Jaspieee and Alum were walking near some woods when they came across some tracks.
Jaspieee said "These look like deer tracks,"
and Alum said, "No, they look like moose tracks."
They argued and argued, and they were still arguing when the train hit them.
Oh how i wish that to be true.
jude
two peanuts walking down the road
One was assaulted
Ely Whitley
two fish in a tank, one says to the other, "do you want to drive or work the gun"
archergirl
Why would you wish that on anyone, Flash? Even someone you didn't like? Isn't there enough violence in the world? Why perpetuate it?
Lawnmower Man
Now now, Green Eyes ... it a Moron Joke ... geddit?
If Flush had said, "Joke about Morons", he of not confessed to the title ...lol
Besides, boys will be boys, ya know!
archergirl
Seems to me that's part of the problem in the world, Grasscutter: boys being boys.
Smiley
It's almost the same 'joke' as Missi posted on the 'Not Too Sad' thread
<< OH! A reason to celebrate, now all we need is for jasper and alum to join the party. >>
Flash's <> seems worse since it suggests that wishing people dead is funny; why?
All this nonsense and hatred over minor inconvieniences while people are dying all around! Stop attacking and condemning: unite - find a new, wider, vision based on tolerance and worthy of the promised new site!
Meditate on a bit of Tennyson:
We are not now that strength which in old days
Moved earth and heaven; that which we are, we are;
One equal temper of heroic hearts,
Made weak by time and fate, but strong in will
To strive, to seek, to find, and not to yield.
[%sig%]
archergirl
Nice to see you back, Smiley.
Juicemaster Tim
Yes Mykle, the glib platitudes from your lonely world have been sorely missed.
Welcome back.
archergirl
Now, Tim. Have a cuppa instead.
Juicemaster Tim
I don't drink tea. I have just had some porridge though, but not in a cup.
archergirl
Porridge is lovely. Especially with raisins and honey.
Lawnmower Man
Errr ... a porridge enema ... ouch!
Quick ... run tell Goldilocks not to visit the bear house today!
archergirl
*snicker*
They are, indeed, taking over.
Radiodenver
I think their diapers are leaking again. At the very least, a diaper should be changed daily.
archergirl
Poopie ones should be changed more often, in case of rash. Sudocream works wonders for that nasty chafing.
Radiodenver
Haven't you heard of the new brand. "Little Generals"...they wrap around the whole body up to the neck, little elastic holes for the arms and legs and head. Guaranteed to hold 200 lbs of shit. They come with a silicone cream for sealing those pesky leaks around the openings. No chafing, but some do have alergic reactions to grade II industrial silicone and it does take a couple of hours to set. Mind you, they must be removed with acetone.
archergirl
Sounds like a White House/Pentagon allegory, if you ask me, Radio...
Spock
Always nice to see you Ag :o)
Ely Whitley
here's a joke for you.
why are pirates called pirates?
they just arrrgh Jim lad
Radiodenver
Do you know why they don't let elephants on the beach?
Because, they walk around with their trunks down.
Smiley
Anthony's Big Brother joke:
If I had two fish I'd call them 'One' and 'Two'.
If 'One' died...
I'd still have 'Two' :o)