I wanna be a pornstar... by Emma White

http://www.abctales.com/emma_white/i_wanna_be_a_pornstar

I wanna be a pornstar... by Emma White

...Sex at its most un-erotic... which is meant as a compliment, by the way!

Refreshingly rude, direct & funny... an antidote to the kind of erotica that takes itself far too seriously!

"P"

Wed, 2005-09-21 10:47

Yes you have, shame on you lol. Well this is a bit different from my other stuff, and I really enjoyed it. Thanks for your comment pepsoid, you seemed to 'get it' which satisfied me immensely! Now, what can I write next.........'sits and thinks'.

Laura

Wed, 2005-09-21 10:57

"...satisfied me immensely..." - hmm, let me go away and think about that for a while... :-/

The All New Pepsoid the Umpteenth!

Wed, 2005-09-21 10:57

I dont have any hair

Laura

Wed, 2005-09-21 11:12

Lmao, only kidding, so you mean rather than sat behind a pc, re write the story whilst sitting and brushing my hair......... Pepsoid - you did satisfy me, so you take all the time you need to think about that lol

Laura

Wed, 2005-09-21 11:34

>>> Pepsoid - you did satisfy me ...Thank you... ***blush***

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Wed, 2005-09-21 12:03

lmao, right RIGHT, Get it, then i really would have no hair - not a pretty sight - ouch!

Laura

Wed, 2005-09-21 12:05

Is that the correct way to spell "GEDITT"? ;-)

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Wed, 2005-09-21 12:16

whos who and whats what that is the question or is the question what is why and when eh? lmao = laughing my ass off lmao geditt get it got it!

Laura

Wed, 2005-09-21 12:30

#10

i think its his alter ego with one eye missing due to winking at the ladies all the time! lol :-), oh and out pops mine, all healthy lol lol

Laura

Wed, 2005-09-21 12:48

#11

Nikaya... I challenge you to write a poem... "Me and My Camel"... ...GO!!

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Wed, 2005-09-21 13:05

#12

Me and my camel trek through the plains Were extremely hot, thirsty and drained Looking for moisture to absorb and devour Well a girl has her needs She wants sex every hour!

Laura

Wed, 2005-09-21 13:54

#13

What have I started??!! (should this be the next ABC compo?)

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Wed, 2005-09-21 14:10

#14

...thinking... (perfection takes time, you know...!!)

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Wed, 2005-09-21 14:21

#15

Finished! http://www.abctales.com/pepsoid/me_and_my_camel

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Wed, 2005-09-21 14:21

#16

Finished! http://www.abctales.com/pepsoid/me_and_my_camel

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Wed, 2005-09-21 14:24

#17

LMAO, just seen the second post of Me and My Camel, am hanging on a third...Nikaya? So it has to be said, is there going to be a Larry & Mick go Camel Riding???? ROTFLMAO

Laura

Wed, 2005-09-21 14:34

#18

Somebody stop me.......... Iâ€™ve just seen a camel Who did? I did In the middle of Brixton are you sure It was no ordinary camel Not even a mammal It was pretty and petite With allure Why did you say you just saw a camel? A mammal or what not either or Coz I did see a camel A beautiful camel It costs 9.99 in that store

Laura