the cat did away with the spoon chris9999

http://www.abctales.com/story/chris9999/the-cat-did-away-with-his-spoon

Chris9999's surreal turns of phrase have really captured my imagination, not just in this piece but in all the others too.
But I would like to see some strung together in a much longer narrative, which although more challenging would do this style of writing more justice.
Tell us longer, strange tales...