If you want to be on a TV show try here:

www.beonscreen.com

They list dozens of shows which need participants or audience members. Current classics include this:

Live with a Member of the Jackson Family!

Do you want to live with a Member of the Jackson Family?!

Are you a family who live in a major British city?

Are you and your family fans of Michael Jackson?

Is there a problem within your family which needs resolving?

http://www.abctales.com/snitcher/lairy_and_mark_go_to_see_pink_floyd_and...

Just to show I bear no grudges and grudge no bears... erm... sorry, that actually doesn't mean anything...

Well anyway...

May I be the first to flag up the above-linked slice of literary wonderment?

Hurrah for the inimitable Mr. Snitcher!

Yours ho-hummingly...

*** pepsoid ***

Span is...

Delightfully confusing!

Can't say I get it, though...

Resonances of Dali, Scarfe, Geiger, Burton... ie. visual, but... what the hell is going on?!

"P"

(PS. where's 'Catapult' gone?!)

http://www.abctales.com/span/catapault

Okay, explain it to me...

:-/

I always seem to muck up posting links, but lets see if this one works...

http://www.abctales.com/lisa_hinsley/my_demon

Dam, the above didn't work as a link!

Lisa,

You wanted some crit on this piece of work. Now I'm probably the least able to offer you advice from an experienced writers point of view, so I'm going to speak as a reader only.

Gold Dust's Calendar Call

Gold Dust magazine is proud to announce that we are calling for submissions for our first calendar for 2006.

We want your poetry and your photographs.

We will be displaying a poem with a photograph for each month.

Poetry: