Now I don't embarrass easily - there would be no point. BUT, I just sent an email to the boy I was in love with at school and it went madly wrong.

We've been in touch for a few years, and he contacted me, so that's fine. We were friends all throughout school. But I always send these fairly funny, quick emails that look as though I've just typed them off (when let's face it, I've spent a little while drafting it so it's right)...

...Stephy D?

Is he still alive?

This is a transcript of someone phoning the emergency services on July 7 this year.
"Yeh, there's people lying in the road. There's people trying to get out. I think there's ambulances on the way, but there's people dead."
That's: 'There is people lying in the road. There is people trying to get out. I think there is ambulances on the way. There is people dead.'

Greetings all

In for routine checks.

Got my own room, sky TV and Internet (although you do have to pay for it) and a lovely view of London.

love

j

So I haven't logged into ABCTales for so long that the entire site's been redesigned! It looks very nice. I'm back because I'm getting geared up to apply for an MFA in creative writing program for the fall of 2006. Application deadlines are this February, and I need to polish up my work and write some sultry, passionate entrance essays to wow the admissions staff... gosh, I'm so nervous.

Anyway, hello again, and wish me luck!

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