SO buying a card - expressing your true feelings or opting for the easy option?

ITALIAN PASTA DIET -- IT REALLY WORKS !!

1.. You walka pasta da bakery.

2.. You walka pasta da candy store.

3.. You walka pasta da Ice Cream shop.

4... You walka pasta da table and fridge.

You will lose weight!

AND......

CONCERNED ABOUT TOO MANY CARBS IN YOUR DIET?

For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health.
It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional studies.

1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

Is anybody other than the media one bit interested in 'Blair's Defeat' - how he put his 'personal authority' on the line, how his 'leadership is under pressure', blah, blah, blah.

Now I don't embarrass easily - there would be no point. BUT, I just sent an email to the boy I was in love with at school and it went madly wrong.

We've been in touch for a few years, and he contacted me, so that's fine. We were friends all throughout school. But I always send these fairly funny, quick emails that look as though I've just typed them off (when let's face it, I've spent a little while drafting it so it's right)...

...Stephy D?

Is he still alive?

This is a transcript of someone phoning the emergency services on July 7 this year.
"Yeh, there's people lying in the road. There's people trying to get out. I think there's ambulances on the way, but there's people dead."
That's: 'There is people lying in the road. There is people trying to get out. I think there is ambulances on the way. There is people dead.'

Greetings all

In for routine checks.

Got my own room, sky TV and Internet (although you do have to pay for it) and a lovely view of London.

love

j