Middle of the Road

By anonymouszebra

Anything and everything I feel is appropriate for the scrutiny of abctales users. Frankly, anything that I feel is inappropriate will be shoved in here as well. This is the garbage can of my musings. Occasionally I'll throw out something good, but to be honest, without any prevarications or lies, most of it is simply garbage.

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Warning: Don't Read

By anonymouszebra on Thu, 27 Oct 2005

This is a warning to whoever would like to read this book, or, to be frank, any other material described as 'literary'. It is highly dangerous. The lab tests haven't come back yet, but I'm sure they'll find conclusive evidence that books are, in fact, toxic. They are the bi-product of evil, a secret weapon of mass destruction that no-one has thought to wield - but a library in the wrong hands could easily compromise the safety of Earth's inhabitants.
Autobiography
Story
Certificate U

Borrowed Bathtime

By anonymouszebra on Wed, 26 Oct 2005

A philosophical bathime is interrupted by irritated thought.
Autobiography
Poem
Certificate U