Prime Minister Andy Burnham.

Prime  Minister, Andy Burnham cut ties with Israel and its Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu, after accusing their leader of War Crimes. Citing a recent UN repot that declares Israel continues to commit genocide.

He read from the report which claims they "deliberately carried out acts inflicting death and severe bodily and mental harm on hundreds of thousands of Palestinian children", and that the killings continued even after last October's ceasefire in Gaza.

When asked how this would affect his relationship with the American President Donald Trump, he replied, ‘I don’t have a relationship with the American President. Nobody I know does. Not even their First Lady, Melania. The only people he had a full and open relationship with was President Putin and Jeffrey Epstein and for similar reasons. They had the goods on him. I’m sure in coming years there’ll be a stack of unflattering books about him showing the real man behind the monster.

Do you mean the monster behind the real man?

I’ll let you decide. America’s shame has many faces and more than enough voices to argue every point and sue you over the difference.  

What about your idea to reclassify asylum seekers as ‘future tax payers’. The media are accusing you of ‘woke going mad’.

I quite like that. ‘Woke going mad’. I don’t think we’ve went mad enough. King Charles demand more public funds for Buckingham Palace, which he claims he’ll never move into, pays token tax and is one of the richest folk in Britain. His money from the public purse (excluding tax forfeits) is set to triple.

Good location. Central London. Access to lots of parks and spaces to walk your Corgi. Think how angry and nasty the right-wing media will get when Buckingham Palace is taken off him and filled with future tax payers, unlike the monarchy?

You can’t be serious, Prime Minister?

Yes, I like to think we are a Christian nation, with a socialist backbone. The woke has finally woken. Thank You.