The Alien Times

From 'The Alien Times'

 

  1. Artificial Inteliegence is no match for natural stupidity!

 

I was relaxed in bed this morning as the light came in, soft and strong. They were talking in low nasty voices. Not strident enough to wake people – on the edge of reason. I knew they were waiting for something, as I was.

“We've had nothing!” snarled one of them.

“Unreasonable,” growled another, “Doesn't she know its either our skin or hers!”

 

I rose from the bed and went to get washed. I was trying not to answer.

“In Japan,” the first muttered, “She'll soon find out where the limits are!”

Threats.... I thought, pulling on my dress only to find it was on backwards...

“Who you going to tell?” said a third grimly, “The Alien Times!”

There was a deep telling silence...

 

Why did they keep on mentioning Japan? At first it was because of their previous location out in New Zealand, then it was because they' d run some kind of business man scam involving throwing certain river fish in the sea.

Then they came up with some famous name in martial arts who visited Norfolk in order to pass on his knowledge and was reputed to have talked to me on line years ago. Yet he never spoke to me... at all.

 

Does The Alien Times exist? It felt real. Would my Grandfather had read it? He was deeply interested in such publications having had a lot to do setting up Time for incoming authors from elsewhere. I was on Times list, and yet they have never contacted me …. an appalling omission really. I mean, how else can authors go walk about and see history for themselves?

 

So dressed up, I headeed for the computer desk to google – The Alien Times – and yes!

http://www.alientimes.org/Main/25ProverbsForAHealthierLife

 

I'm sending them this... in case they have volunteer reporters here in the UK. Do you have an alien subscription list guys and girls in Japan, I'd like to be on it.

 

After all: Number 1 & number 25 apply :)

 

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