Miss Elaine E House

Some stuff I wrote.

Fat Men

There are special rules for fat men as they wend their merry way - A set of laws not written yet as clear as night and day. The fat man mustn’t wear a shirt of white, or light-ish blue,

Two First Names

I dont trust men with two first names John Terry, Craig David, Elton John. Bob Dylan, Michael Owen and David James I'll be glad when they are gone.