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You might be, I may just forgive you. But you are still Scum until you are on the light side. Anyway, I'm holding that manuscript to ransom so I can't lose. But Marchy, it won't be til later, cos I'm at work & I can't get that addy from here. Where's Flash gone? I hope his hips holding out, he told me it was the great cape opening event this afternoon.

okay sabelle *more panting erupts* i've emailed you so...whenever you're ready...i'm here... why is it that this thread is way down the bottom when it's the only one people are posting on (kinda) and where's stuart? 'Don't go near the FPPD's again, you know they might eat some other part of you this time...'

I know, it's irritating. Don't mention his name, when you call he comes running.

Sabelle have you been glugging on the Jim Beams again? Whats all this about Simpsons and great cape openings?I can't leave you Kiddies for half an hour can i?

Oh go on then Flash

o barf barf for the flirting sabelle and flash and stuart - it's cos you were mean to me.

o before anyone says it i know i'm not one to talk

i am though. lol sorry

Marchy and Spag has a lovely ring to it. Belle was being mean to me not flirting.I think???

lol Flash you never give up. It seemed that way Flash ol' buddy

> and stuart, come along if you think you're hard enough..... Sorry. I never meet people 'off' the internet. Well sometimes I do; marchioness (real name deleted by ABCtales Admin.) - I met her. And now she thinks I'm an raving nutter. Which was not the result I was hoping for.

OK

For f*** sake Don't start this again. I am talking to Flash cos he makes me laugh. I am not flirting with anyone & am fed up with this crap.

But was she right?

Miss wrong is never right

Has anybody else met Gill A 'off' line?

hehehe. Sorry, must've got it wrong. I thought you were up to something. Flashy, me darling, I was at work, how could I be drinking. But, I'm going to have a large rum & coke in a minute. I said you were wonderful cos something you said in your message made me think. & you may have been a teensy, weensy bit right. Spag, I remember someone calling you a geek, don't you? Anyway, I did mention you in my list, under the title shhhhhhhhit for brains. You know I love you really, even though you're an eeeeeeejit. xxx

I haven't why is she called Miss wrong? Does she really look like Sade Stuart?

Well no - she's white. And small. She's a babe.

er...excuse me. STUART WHY DO YOU DO THAT??? i know you don't mind having your name all over the internet but i do! f**k is there a way of erasing my name, Tony? actually i don't think you're a raving nutter, Stuart. I just thought it was a wierd situation we (as in me) might be putting ourselves in...

jESUS! Where did you pop up from? That scared the crap out of me. Er... Gill, would you mind ignoring the above posts concerning you? Especially the one where I wrote that you are a babe? Because that's, like, reeeeeeeeally embarassing.

good - got my own back! erm don't think so! why is it embarrassing?

Oh look Stuart spelt embarrassing inkorecktly*snigger snigger* Marchy you said you looked Sade, is Stuart fibbing again?

Spaggy and Sabelle has a lovely ring to it. Have we been here before? ooops!

er... can i break this to you gently flashy... ok i was lying... it was cos... i wanted you to like me! god i love the 3 dots

The three dots are actually called the ellipsis Ms. Pedantic. I've got pictures of G*** if you'd like me to mail them to you Alan. They come in jpeg format and are a steal at only £12.50 a pop! Roll up folks! Get you jpegs of G*** A****** here! Fresh off the internet! All sorts of poses! Get 'em while they're hot!

Really!!! But Marchy i like everybody until i have a reason not to. And you're one of my favourite internet babes,for want of a better term. I enjoy our fruity exchanges and i hope you do too. and i hope they continue. Yes keep it friendly and fruity maybe even a bit spicy. Who do you look like really?

I refer the Honourable Gentleman to the reply I gave some moments ago.

Stuart, just cause you're embarrassed dont be mean to marchioness. Has she done such a wrong?

What message? If you're not drinking at work you're smoking spliffs. *wishes he had decent memory, can't remember what he wrote to Sabi even to save his life*

I'm not really embarassed Spaghetti; it's, like, a joke? I've just sprung G*** from the clutches of the SFPP; she's probably really grateful.

You said you'd pay off my mortgage and buy me one of the hospitality box season tickets at Highbury. Such a great friend

I will Spaggy trousers, Spaggy shirt, Tottenham are still in the dirt, they are playing so much crap that spaggy's head is in his lap. Oh what fun we had and did it really turn out bad, when we watched the Ar.se we knew that tottenham was a farce. Pure genius

That wasn't very gentlemanly Stuart, she might not talk to us anymore if you keep that up. and that wouldn't be nice would it?

he's lying about the photo's. but now i am reconsidering my comment about him being a raving nutter. and thank you spag and flashy for your undoubted support.

You have been drinking.

result of pure guinness and the jim beams you minxy lush you.

always marchioness. er i didnt mean i am always marchioness. damn it! i meant she always has my support okay. this going wrong. i shall leave my thread now.

Who said Chivalry was dead?

Actually no. I decided to work instead. I've only just got the drink. So I remember clearly what you said, dear, dear, what a terrible, terrible memory you have!!!!

I did but maybe I was wrong

how about Flash and Flash sorry sabelle if i offended. it was of course a joke.

i can't search for you so... who are you spag?

i think you've a very fertile imagination enhanced by the 'jb'

That is a question that has baffled many marchioness. I am off and on in this site. Most oldies know me.

He wears false eyelashes,supports Spurs and has an Internet wife called Sabelle.

I haven't had a drink yet. Too busy being a taxi service. Only 3 hours to go. But in meantime, here's a quote from Homer's Ilyad. "All right, brain, I don't like you and you don't like me so let's just do this and I'll get back to killing you with beer."

we divorced Flash. Have long eyelashes all my own but Flash has always been jealous of them. And yes I do support Spurs.

Flash, it's not funny. Marchy, I've gone down this road before. I'm not interested in Spag, Missi, Flash, Stuart, Tony Dee, Stormy or any other male on this site. And Flash is trying to cause trouble, I'm gonna tell TheGeez to sort him out

Homer Simpson?