Astro Gift Guide

Your capitalisation and spelling are awry?

What CD you want?

I would like a CD in the amount of £100,000 maturing in six months. *waits*

The zoo? But I don't want a man like Flash

Well, I am a Gemini ~ what do I get for Christmas? I know what I want, can you come even close to guessing??????? R

A space capsule?

is a new (double) gas oven?

Two pairs of shoes? Right to change your mind twice? Book of 'buy one get one free' vouchers? A four cup bra? A car with two reverse gears?

Saggitarius i can't spell it.

flash Gift ideas for the Sagittarius man Sagittarius is the sign of Philosophy and Religion, and people born under this Sign are the scholars and learners of the Zodiac. If you want to get a big thanks from your Sagittarius, give him something intellectual, such as The Tibetan Book of Living and Dying or a subscription to The Economist or the London Review of Books. Suggestions for the perfect gift: hiking boots a camping backpack luggage a telescope binoculars a joke book (highly necessary) a belt

Yeah, I am a Pisces. I love slippers me.

Virgo.

Scorpio

A joke book? Naughty Fishy. A belt in the mush, i think Belle wants to supply that. The rest i'm afraid are gifts from hell in particular the first three.

Cancer - (a new house?)

I am aquarius but I rather wish I was a saggitarius. I could do with a nice pair of hiking boots and a telescope....

Libra?

I am a gentle, kind. loving, generous person. I would never punch someone in the mush, unless it were Flash :-) Scorpio & a house would be nice

fish seems to have whooshed off on her new skis. hopefully, when she returns, she can let the stormy household know what to expect - or to buy, even. Grumpy old git: virgo Firstwife: sagittarius Oaf: capricorn Outfit: Gemini

I'm an aquarian Fish but I believe there's a hole on my bucket

Gift ideas for the Virgo woman Virgos love simple elegance, so whatever gift you give, make it classy. Virgos are also industrious, efficient, neat and well organized. (*titters*) Suggestions for the perfect gift: a gym membership dance lessons roller blades a classy purse an exercise cycle passes to the zoo

Can you cross me off your chrissy list Fish?

too late ... have bought you two pieces of string on a pulley which you hang in the doorway and put your hands and feet through the loops and hoist them up and down in turn ... in lieu of gym membership which is a little pricey ... it's the thought that counts ...

ooh that sounds idea for placing tiresome visitors necks in when they come round...

*decides to keep it*

No no, I insist you give it to me. I have far more tiresome visitors than you do.

Gift ideas for Scorpio woman No one likes a good secret or mystery like a Scorpio, so anything from Agatha Christie to binoculars or even a telescope would make an ideal gift. (Think 'spy' accessories!) A behind-the-scenes tactician, your Scorpio might also enjoy a strategy board game or computer game. Scorpio is also the Sign of Sex, so if it's your partner you are buying for, don't be too shy about getting a more intimate present. Suggestions for the perfect gift: mystery books diary telescope a beautiful mask a tennis racket kayaking lessons an aquarium with tropical fish

Fish I'll just have vouchers ta!!! Or a man to buy me the more intimate gift. :-)

maybe liana will give you her zoo pass ... you could pick a man up there ...

Fish stop taking the piss out belle's love for Arsenal players.

ooooh look i got an early pressie ... thanks liana *unwraps gun*

Gift ideas for the Cancer woman, Rachie ... Cancer rules the House of Home, which makes the Crab in your life fun to buy presents for. Slippers, photo albums, a cookbook, or any gift that they can enjoy in their home, or which will improve it, will be a huge hit. It's not just the home that Cancer people focus on they like gardening - family is important too. How about a family tree software? Cancer is a water element, which means the Cancer woman is quite emotional. (???) Sentimental gifts are key so something home-made that represents your relationship will touch your Crab deeply. Cancers also have a strong association with food (Cancer rules the stomach), so anything to do with cooking, be it lessons or gift baskets, will be appreciated. Suggestions for the perfect gift: slippers a tablecloth cooking lessons towels hey you are in for fun this christmas ...

Ha ha. Slippers? You old wench. I'll give you slippers. Although Daisy did once buy me a sink drainer for my birthday. He didn't get any until the moon was next in aquarius I can tell you.

i am alarmed by how many times slippers are being mentioned in this thread ... i fear hox maybe at work underground ...

What about Libra men?

Here's one for you Fishcakes: Perfect gifts for The Aries woman: Riding Crop Bottle of Wild Pig Excreter Meter New Bicycle Stabilisers optional (don't drink and cycle) Chopper Hopper (like a space hopper but anatomically enhanced - Anne Summers £8.99) Obligatory slippers but stiletto heeled with sequins.

Everytime I look at the title to this thread, I think it says 'astroglide.' *coughs*

What about us Aquarian men? I want wine, women and song.

shampoo for you tony ...

I don't only do slippers you know! I have a selection of cardigans for all occasions, and I'm starting to market my own range of designer incontinence wear, "L'eau Jaune" pour hommes. [%sig%]

*writes letter to santa* please ignore everything but ######## off fish's suggestions for a scorpio female

I'm a virgo. For my b'day I go Hare Krishna Mantra cd A clint eastwood framed still A saree Some karatalas (Indian hand cymbals) Drugs a moneybox a CD Sox what does this tell you?