Windows Vs Apple

Windows are Male and Protestant. Macs are female and Catholic

First, from page 120 of the book “Microserfs” by DouglasCoupland: “As stated, Karla and I are working on the samethings, just in different formats. She’s Mac. I’m Windows.“‘Entirely appropriate,’ says Karla, ‘because Windows is more male, and Mac is more female.’ ““I felt defensive. ‘How so?’“ ‘Well,Windows is nonintuitive ... counterintuitive, some-times. But it’s so MALE to just go and buy a Windows PCsystem and waste a bunch of time learning bogus commands and reading a thousand dialog boxes every timeyou want to change a point size or whatever ... MEN arejust used to sitting there, taking orders, executing need-less commands, and feeling like they got such a good dealbecause they saved $200. WOMEN crave efficiency, elegance ... the Mac lets them move within their digital universe exactly as they’d like, without cluttering up their human memory banks.“I think the reason why so many women used to feel like they didn’t ‘understand computers’ was because PCs are so brain-dead ... the Macintosh is responsible for uppingnot only the earning potential of women, but also the feeling of mastering technology, which they get told is impossible for them. I was always told that.’”

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Unberto Eco wrote

The Mac is Catholic, he wrote in his back-page column of the Italian news weekly. It is "cheerful, friendly, conciliatory, it tells the faithful how they must proceed step by step to reach -- if not the Kingdom of Heaven -- the moment in which their document is printed."

The Windows PC, on the other hand, is Protestant. It demands "difficult personal decisions, imposes a subtle hermeneutics upon the user, and takes for granted the idea that not all can reach salvation. To make the system work you need to interpret the program yourself: A long way from the baroque community of revelers, the user is closed within the loneliness of his own inner torment."

R U a Mac or a PC.

I am a mac on both counts