A week before last Christmas, I asked in Homebase for some of that stuff you spray on Christmas trees to stop the needles falling. They had sold out, and the guy told me, 'Madam, most people have moved on from Christmas retail by now.'
Ach, what are you on about? I've written out all my thank you cards for my guests who attended my Fourth Millennium celebration.
There's nothing like preparing for an event in plenty of time. That's what I always say.
My latest killing is:
http://www.bookscape.co.uk/short_stories/human_sacrifice.php
~It's a maze for rats to try, it's a race for rats to die.~
The All New Pepsoid the Umpteenth!
My latest killing is:
http://www.bookscape.co.uk/short_stories/human_sacrifice.php
The All New Pepsoid the Umpteenth!
My latest killing is:
http://www.bookscape.co.uk/short_stories/human_sacrifice.php
The All New Pepsoid the Umpteenth!