Vanity Publishing
Hello, you naughty ABC’s!
Remainder-Bin-Laden here, the World’s Most Wanted terrorist and aspiring author.
I was wondering if any of you cats out there have had a book published by the Vanity presses?
My book, ‘The Ticking Holdall’ was published by Seamus O’Timing-Device at Semtext Vanity Publications and Strategic Personnel Elimination Services Ltd.
The book cost $250,000 in used notes. (Is this the going rate?). I received 5 free copies and I was assured that the other 5 million copies (Limited Edition Hardback Holgraph Imprint) would be sold at Britain’s most prestigious Literary Outlet – Faber & Chucks of Northern England. If there are any Englishy persons reading this, please tell me if you have bought a copy. Is the Faberchuck Emporium truly as fabulous as Seamus says it is? Are my books really in the hallowed remainder bin, next to Jeffrey Archer’s?
Seamus says the restaurant rivals the Ritz. And the waitresses are crackers.
Bye, bye, chickadees!
Please reply to binboy@bangbangholdall.con