So when's your birthday and will there be a party and will she be invited (i.e. your ex) and will there be any drinks that don't make all your teeth fall out?
26 Dec and I don't know if she'll be invited. She keeps calling me to help, you know, flat tire, any kind of car trouble, I don't mind. The drinks will be clear liquor. Dark liquor fucks everyone up.
In the East End of London, pie mash and green liquor is a traditional Cockney meal consisting of a savoury meat pie, a great wadge of mashed potato, and a bright green parsley sauce known simply as liquor. Dick Van Dyke ate plates and plates of the stuff to further his method acting for the part of Bert the Chimney Sweep in the 1964 film Mary Poppins. I don’t know what the green liquor tastes like but on the occasions that I’ve come close to it, it has always looked like something that might have oozed out of our sick cat.
Stayed up too late last night listening to the Steelers v Ravens, woke up to a headache and a backache, didn't take any meds because didn't want to be loopy at work. Couldn't sleep so went in early and came home early, just a reguarl 8 hour-ish shift today. In the past I took tylenol with vodka, but I'm trying to be a good boy and medicate only with prescribed medication. Julie Andrews , yeah, a spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down.
I’ve been to Baltimore. I’ve been to a few places round the world that were a bit dodgy but Baltimore was the only place where I thought I might be murdered, or die from one of the many other things that are available there. In the most delightful way!
In the most delightful way . . . stop it, you almost made me spit out my drink. The Baltimore Ravens were originally the Baltimore Colts, Baltimore being the home of Pimlico where the Preakness Stakes is run, then, undercover of night, the team moved their shit, left town, then, when the NFL had an expansion year Baltimore got a new team, the Ravens, because Edgar Allan Poe wrote The Raven and lived in Baltimore. Yeah, no way I'd live in Baltimore and that's saying something since I live in a city that has the highest rate of "justifiable homicides." I guess FL has gone all TX: why'd you kill him? Well, your honor, he needed killin'.
Baltimore and Pimlico are both the names of places in Ireland. Baltimore’s a village in Cork and Pimlico’s an inner city district of Dublin. It’s tucked in between the Guinness Storehouse and the Teeling Whiskey Distillery. London has a Pimlico too but it’s also named after ours.
I can’t get my head round the concept of a justifiable homicide. It was bad enough discovering that the police wouldn’t let the fire brigade put out the fires when some dear old crime-infested pubs in Leeds caught fire.
It's a stand-your-ground thing: you or your property were threatened, kill the fucker. In FL we're allowed to run over protestors blocking the streets. Protest all you want, but don't interrupt the flow of my day. Your rights end where my nose begins.
You forgot to associate. Always remember to associate. Even when you're tired. I'm tired of being diagnoses. You have PTSD. You have TBI. You have PCS. Professionals diagnose all the time. They fuck you on the remedy. Keep associating.
LOVE YOU DOUBLE EVERY DAY
obsession
doctor dude
doodee
a beer
today is exactly 25 years since my last drink
26
STUPID GAME
SORRY.
WASTE OF TIME
disgruntlement
It's not so much a game as a catalyst for conversation so, in my opinion, not stupid at all.
Turlough
shit sandwich
This ain't stupid. It does seem to be a boys club. . . . not complaining
green snot pie
The more the merrier!
Word associators of the world, where are you?
Turlough
mucus
I went to a birthday party yesterday and a few green jello shots.
exudate
I often wonder what the main ingredient of a green jello shot might be. Are they suitable for vegetarians?
Turlough
fluidity
No, it has gelatin. But it was the girl's birthday and I wasn't gonna refuse shots on her birthday.
turbidity
Apparently it was Greta Thunberg's birthday yesterday. Was it her party you were at?
Turlough
Hazy shade of Winter
You always make me laugh. It was an ex's birthday. And you couldn't pay me to party with Greta.
Summer in the City
So when's your birthday and will there be a party and will she be invited (i.e. your ex) and will there be any drinks that don't make all your teeth fall out?
Turlough
Hot Town
26 Dec and I don't know if she'll be invited. She keeps calling me to help, you know, flat tire, any kind of car trouble, I don't mind. The drinks will be clear liquor. Dark liquor fucks everyone up.
Ipswich
In the East End of London, pie mash and green liquor is a traditional Cockney meal consisting of a savoury meat pie, a great wadge of mashed potato, and a bright green parsley sauce known simply as liquor. Dick Van Dyke ate plates and plates of the stuff to further his method acting for the part of Bert the Chimney Sweep in the 1964 film Mary Poppins. I don’t know what the green liquor tastes like but on the occasions that I’ve come close to it, it has always looked like something that might have oozed out of our sick cat.
Turlough
soccer
Stayed up too late last night listening to the Steelers v Ravens, woke up to a headache and a backache, didn't take any meds because didn't want to be loopy at work. Couldn't sleep so went in early and came home early, just a reguarl 8 hour-ish shift today. In the past I took tylenol with vodka, but I'm trying to be a good boy and medicate only with prescribed medication. Julie Andrews , yeah, a spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down.
Association Football
I’ve been to Baltimore. I’ve been to a few places round the world that were a bit dodgy but Baltimore was the only place where I thought I might be murdered, or die from one of the many other things that are available there. In the most delightful way!
Turlough
yellow card
In the most delightful way . . . stop it, you almost made me spit out my drink. The Baltimore Ravens were originally the Baltimore Colts, Baltimore being the home of Pimlico where the Preakness Stakes is run, then, undercover of night, the team moved their shit, left town, then, when the NFL had an expansion year Baltimore got a new team, the Ravens, because Edgar Allan Poe wrote The Raven and lived in Baltimore. Yeah, no way I'd live in Baltimore and that's saying something since I live in a city that has the highest rate of "justifiable homicides." I guess FL has gone all TX: why'd you kill him? Well, your honor, he needed killin'.
supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
Baltimore and Pimlico are both the names of places in Ireland. Baltimore’s a village in Cork and Pimlico’s an inner city district of Dublin. It’s tucked in between the Guinness Storehouse and the Teeling Whiskey Distillery. London has a Pimlico too but it’s also named after ours.
I can’t get my head round the concept of a justifiable homicide. It was bad enough discovering that the police wouldn’t let the fire brigade put out the fires when some dear old crime-infested pubs in Leeds caught fire.
Umm diddle iddle iddle um diddle aye
Turlough
doremifaso
It's a stand-your-ground thing: you or your property were threatened, kill the fucker. In FL we're allowed to run over protestors blocking the streets. Protest all you want, but don't interrupt the flow of my day. Your rights end where my nose begins.
supercalifragilisticexpialidociously
repitition
I'll be gone for a while. My headaches ache too much. Other ABCtalers will have to keep this up.
Righto! I hope you're feeling better soon.
Turlough
You forgot to associate. Always remember to associate. Even when you're tired. I'm tired of being diagnoses. You have PTSD. You have TBI. You have PCS. Professionals diagnose all the time. They fuck you on the remedy. Keep associating.
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