What's Your Porn Name?

Mines Dull but my friends are Molly and Toffee Tootswood!

Really, Tom!

According to the site, I'm "Brick LeBlanc". Toby's way, I'm "Hammy Chamberlin" But I was always told it's your first pet's name and your mother's maiden name, making me "Hammy Lawrence". Sounds filthy, no?

Mine's Long John Silver.

Rusty Compton, using Tony's method. I think Studs Longagain has a nice ring to it.

A porn star with a parrot on his shoulder. I like it.

Can't be bothered to go the site but I believe that this is the old one where you put together the name of your first pet and the street name of your first home. In which case mine is: Pixie Butley Town. Ah, sod it.

Kosset Haven't Got a Clue... Oooh, I say!

Nope, wrong TC... I wish to be known henceforth as : HEAVEN SILK! Cor, the mind (or something) boggles.

My one's crap, but I know the Mercenary Miss Robinson has the most superb one ever, 100% legit: Major Beavers!

i am not sure i wish to be known as Mopsy Fairway (the tony method) ... or that i wish to be going out with Dolph Pounder ...

ok so I'm Brandy Pie - I know one or two who would go along with that - for reasons I know not why !

Welly Sheeplash

Serenity alps but if i dd it Tony's way it'd be Nelson Patrick Alen Frazer.... um doesn't really work does it?

Nick Rage... It doesn't fit, but does it sound... sexy?

according to this site, i appear to have had a sex change, and am Brett Steele (?) Tonys way, I am Shah Scarborough... much more fitting i think!

Dolph Pounder? Do you get fries and a coke with that. Can you pay an extra 50p and go large? I think we should be told.

I know Dolph. He moonlights under the name Ronald McDonga.

Presumably the G is silent in Shah and Scarborough?

I did it twice. I'm Hands Diamond and Brick LeBlanc. But using Tony's method I would be Maestro Poplar. However, curiosity gets the better of me, and I have to ask Ari what exactly she was searching for to stumble upon this marvelous little website?

adam rider....on ari's site on tony's nicki eastbourne......not too sexy, I'll stick with the first one

Derrick Rage

It has now been pointed out to me that if you remove the first and last letters from my porn name - Brandy Pie - you get - Randy Pi !!!!!!!

Max Roma.

surely with Teasel Martin, Valentino Coxx and Dolph Pounder we have the beginnings of a very successful male strip act? i will be more than happy to sell tickets if the group wants to perform at the next abctales event.

derrick rage? hahhahahahahahhaa

Tempest Rain Blackie Ely

Buck Gently Teasel Martin

Lets call them the Chippenhams.

must be hard to choose between them when both suit you so well, Tom. but choices must be made. who are you, Buck Gently, or Teasel Martin? *nonchalently cuffs Fish.*

My client is available for poetry readings, weddings, and Bar Mitzvahs at very reasonable rates.

johnny wild...

don't let Valentino near any bar mitzvahs ... you know what happened last time ...

. . . he lost his head?

I also act under the Russian stage name of Rotchur Crotchoff. Ever heard of me?

I heard Andrew used to go by the name of Lacka Nookie. Hawaiian films, I presume.

Muffy de-bush????

OK, done it properly now and I'm Brett Diamond What do I have to do now to live up to my new persona? No, don't answer.

I'm more of a Teasel than a Buck, I think, Chant. Buck would be in another lifetime.

he lost something tom

It's amazing how long anoraks have been around, Tom!

teasel sounds very suitable tom ... mine is Cort Fury ... not a patch on Derrick Rage i have to admit ... *still tittering and slightly bruised*

I tried for a random identity and - promise not to laugh, Fish - I'm Brock Gunn.

is slightly concerned by tom's name.....wanders what teaseling is.....hopes it's not painful...

It involves making fun of your shoes, Martin. Wallpaper, too.

Did the random thing. Valentino Coxx. That really is taking the p.iss

Vic Diamond

Henstoat gets Aaron Burns. Real name gets Wilhelm Jammer. Which should I go for?

Hmm. Still pales in comparison to Major Beavers.

i think the combo Burns Jammer would suit you best.