*still whispering*
don't have go ... but i do have this game called Lexicon where you get 10 cards with letters on and you have to make words with them ... fancy it?
*returns from pub, tries desperately to open door without dropping keys, farts, chuckles, removes shoes and tiptoes quietly upstairs, slowly opens bedroom door, takes one step and
TREADS ON THE FECKIN CAT*
*notices a small red button, marked ' Do Not Push', on the stack and pushes the button. The sound shockwave reverberates around like a portable earthquake*
Sorry Kath but it was Chant that broke the silence first followed by several others, my problem is I always pass wind at the most inopportune moments, I didn't mean to offend honey.
I always knew it was just a matter of time before the silence disintegrated, still so far it has been a 'nice' thread so does it matter?
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