The Diplomatic Silence Thread.

Could you repeat that please?

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congratulations. a very well-maintained thread.

quiet chant.....

*hands in pockets standing at back trying to see what all this silence is about* " ... "

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saucy whisper....

titter

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How about American-style Diplomatic Violence? Pre-emptive, of course.

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*sneaks away ashamedly to finish packing*

... *small rustle of jaffa cake packet*

le zzzzzzzzzzzz....

*combs curry from beard and coddles an egg*

*coughs* sorry.

. *yawn* *scratch* zzzzzzz(very quietly)zzzzzzz

*sips tea*

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...............

switches off light, closes door, tiptoes away...

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZfartZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzz

opens door, tiptoes in,faints, recovers, opens window, flaps arms around, tiptoes out, closes door, tiptoes away, wondering who the farting girl in bed with Missi was.

. "arghhhhhhhhhh why is life so unfair? oh, sorry" . "can i smoke in here?" . *click, click, clickclick* "anyone got a match?" *click, clickclick* "it's ok it's alight now."