The Diplomatic Silence Thread.

Hey, this is my kind of thread.... sorry....

fart....Boom!!!!!!

"I should have put the zippo away. Now look."

. @!#$

Look, will you please keep the noise down, I can't hear myself fart.

*whispers* anyone fancy a game of cards?

*also whispers* I'd fancy a game of Go Fish

*still whispering* don't have go ... but i do have this game called Lexicon where you get 10 cards with letters on and you have to make words with them ... fancy it?

*whispers quietly* Sure. Ooo... I can spell a word already: @!#$.

ok ... *deals very very quietly* your letters are: Q T K R A U D I W L i've got: Z I R E S L L E A

i can see a five letter one for Don.

and a five letter one for Fish.

Can I some more milk please?

Silence was golden untill Mississippi spoilt it with his rude coment...

*returns from pub, tries desperately to open door without dropping keys, farts, chuckles, removes shoes and tiptoes quietly upstairs, slowly opens bedroom door, takes one step and TREADS ON THE FECKIN CAT*

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Wow! A whole 24hrs without a single row or insult, I've hit on a magical formula here! I must patent this before everyone wants a piece of the action.

Fook Off you southern twat.

i get SLEAZE ... which also means i get the 10 point tabloid headline word bonus ...

*slowly turns volume up to 10 on the Marshall stack in the corner, plugs in guitar and lets rip*

*Lets rip without plugging in to anything*

Can you hear those sirens outside?

Ok Robert.

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Forgiven for once Missi, but don't take me for granted as believe me others have tried and regretted it...

*notices the controls on Ice's Marshall stack go up to 11*

"Quail" ought to get me some points (if this is anything like Scrabble)

*notices a small red button, marked ' Do Not Push', on the stack and pushes the button. The sound shockwave reverberates around like a portable earthquake*

Sorry Kath but it was Chant that broke the silence first followed by several others, my problem is I always pass wind at the most inopportune moments, I didn't mean to offend honey. I always knew it was just a matter of time before the silence disintegrated, still so far it has been a 'nice' thread so does it matter?

Silent but Deadly's only in future, please.

I lied it was Mykle.....................zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Yawn. *sound of slippers going on*

HEY YOU GUYS, DID YOU SEE THAT?!!!!

And I bet they still bear the scars.

Stop shouting fer chrissakes you'll rouse the kraken.

The Kraken Wakes. Farts, and goes back to sleep.

*rolls fag silently (having just spotted thread) and blows smoke (equally silently) in general direction of Missus's explosion*

@!#$! I've overslept again! I'm late for work!

robert would like it known that he has not commented on this or any other threads for quite some time

Likewise. (apart from the above) *swigs beer silently*

*Crosses Robert off the suspect list* Now that leaves just.........

George, I claim immunity from exposure. You know how we parliamentarians hate having our members ousted in public.

I am not ten years old I can do this seen and not heard sshhh bored starts rocking hums quietly (but did not fat) Oh bugger. Hi everyone ..wazzup?

Looks a bit like plagiarism to me Sooz, it was done three days ago :-)

*opens pandora's box and has a look*

*wonders why Sooz didn't 'fat'* Silently of course...

Probably because she had temporarily lost her r's.

I'm three days late for everything ... thank God I haven't had sex lately!

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