Wanna dump your ex ...
Fri, 2002-10-04 12:44
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Wanna dump your ex ...
...onto someone else?
Try www.ex-so.com, meaning "ex significant other". You can list your ex and his/her positive/negative qualities, ostensibly to help out the next person who crosses their romantic path.
So come on girls (and guys?)
But it would be so cruel! I can just imagine the horror of the poor unfortunates who ended up with mine...
Yeah, I know, it's pretty tacky, really :-)
sounds like one of those canine rescue homes where people put dogs they were unable to control - but at least when you get one from there they've been wormed and de-flea'd.
It would take more than worming and de-flea'ing to make my exes suitable for public consumption
how can I put it best? ..............I prefer to see my exes in the knackers yard rather than with another owner
Good heavens! Such bitterness! For shame!
Etc.
I don't have any exes.
Padraic is my first and last love
Still, keep the address for future reference. You might need it after all, though hopefully not.
I think a knackers yard is a great idea for exes as most of them will need to pick up a new set of knackers before embarking on any new relationships. I get the feeling that most of the ladies on this site have at least one pair nailed to a wall somewhere. They could donate old sets to the knackers yard to be found a new home with someone's ex.
"Had your gonads cut off by your ex girlfriend?
Is Tiny Tim missing the twins?
Are those undies a little looser than they ought to be?
Come to the ABC Knackers yard where working boyfriends get the sack.
(all sizes catered for)



