andrea

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I have 6 stories published in 0 collections on the site.
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KEEPING UP WITH THE JONESES

(spacing is odd (double) when pasted - no time to correct, shouldn't be like that) Despite the fact that Phil had had a bit of a run-in with the law...
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AUTUMN (holiday in Oz) - IP (in a way)

(best read in strong Aussie accent whilst sporting cork-bobbing bushhat) The Aussie’s seem to have it right. As well as swapping day and night, they...
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BONES (and how not to dispose of them)

When Sydney decided to do in the wife, he knew that he wanted her under the sod, (she’d caused him, he moaned, a lifetime of strife), but he couldn’t...

Blue (or A Boy Called Fay) - IP (sort of)

Preggers our ol’ Maureen was, she hoped it weren’t a gal. A happy little bunny ‘cos for Bert, at last, a pal! So blue the bootees and the bed, no...

Life (or Being a Beach Bum)

I wrote this a while ago for Droubbles. Droubbles are pieces of exactly 200 words. Harder than you might think, but great fun! Have a go here,...

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