WHO THE BLOODY ELL IS RICHIE

My name is David Ritchie, I have poetry and short stories posted at ABC. I don't know who you are seeking. But here I am if it is me you're looking for (babe). islandwriter david ritchie

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Dear Max, answering my own Question you are not Richie, sorry, but it's been very confusing with such a plonker wasting all our time! (not you I hasten to add) Beachwood/Richie, No Need my friend you can actually write so why the crappy hype?

I am John McGuinness Look it up AAAAGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!

strange that your email contains the word beach ... *wanders off confused*

Why is it strange *now max wanders off confused*

Just read 'This Cold Room' Depressing stuff. You dont think my uncharicteristic outburst of anger drove him to take that final transition into the here after do you?

beach being beachwood? ... too much sand ... these identities are worse than something shakespearean ... i think i need a lie down ...

Beachwood is spelt incorrectly, it should be 'beEchwood' Unless of course the man who dare not speak his name ment it as a play on words. Yes, yes I know, Im a dork

why should it be beechwood?

You know? The Tree?

i was thinking of it being a bit like driftwood...

Umm, I didn't know trees could grow on the beach. I'm confused, but then again, I always am. Is Beachwood Max_Dog and Max_Dog Beachwood? They both have (---.as.ennis1.eircom.net) beside their name. I wonder if there is another donignacio floating around somewhere.

No, for the last f**kin time, IM NOT BEACHWOOD. We both have the same servace provider by some strange twist of fate. There are at least five different people on this site with (proxyl) in thier server name, explain that!

hmmmm good point max ... plenty of AOL's ... but it seems strange you have to admit that you and richie beechbeach turned up at exactly the same time ... people are BOUND to be suspicious ...

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I Want Richie Killed! Then it will be in all the papers and you would know he wasnt me. hehehehehehehehheHAHAHAHAHA

Seriously though, quit it. My name is John McGuinness, I'm a barman and YES, I happen to share a server with the Richie guy who I am quickly coming to despise with every ounce of my being. And if you read my writing you'd realise that it is actualy quite good, unlike a certain Dick I know

Right, let me get this straight. You're not Beechwood, but you Are Beechlodge. You're not Richie, but you advertise for him by YELLING "Who THE BLOODY ELL IS HE". Hmmmmm, VERY suspicious I fink to me self. Most strange, but wait, perhaps it could be them little elfie things from them there Emerald Isles playing their impish tricks. AJ

WHO THE HELL ARE YOU? Its not beechlodge, its beachlodge. I want to know who he is cause his on every f""king thread. AND ITS DRIVING ME NUTS...

P.S. WE have both been in a thred at the same time, check it out you grunt. Come to think of it, you keep pointing susspition away from yourself. Maybe YOUR Richie HUH?

P.S. WE have both been in a thred at the same time, check it out you grunt. Come to think of it, you keep pointing susspition away from yourself. Maybe YOUR Richie HUH?

odd how you and beach posted at similar times. odd that beach/richie is so quiet now especially after you insulted his writing which is something we never do in this forum if it can be helped. (insult the postee but not the writing). actually richie seemed to have some talent. shame he has gone. without wishing to appear pernickity max, you did say your name was john conner in the wimpey thread. confusing isn't it? never mind. you concentrate on your writing like you wanted and maybe you can add a second story to your collection. I reckon beach is off to write the other 90,000 words of his novel; you know - the hard part. a 2000 word intro with a small cliffhanger is the easy bit. I should know; my trunk has ringfulls of such stuff. must dash. I have jung Ian coming round for supper.

John McGuinness is my real name. John Conner? A tribute to the kid in Terminator II. I realised it was sad so I changed back to my boring real name.

oops we posted at the same time max. calling other writers grunts rather lets you down old boy. richie/beach used to speak in the same tone. he had a problem with double 'ss' in words too. (interessting and susspition). now be a good boy and stop wasting forum time and get on with your writing. gollum

Why dont you. I'm frutrated by people like you thinking I'm Richie jus because I share his server. WE POSTED AT THE SAME TIME, WAKE UP. And my work is totally different than his.

forgive me untimely postings confused the issue can we stop this bickering and knuckle down to what the forum should be about? offence wasn't meant on my part so feel free to send me off with a flea in my ear yours, truly dead

Max Dog, Hello, is it me you're looking for? Stop dancing on the ceiling all night long. What say you, say me? xxx Lio (three times a lady, and four times a bad hairday)

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Yes! You should listen to Inspector Gadget! He knows! --donignacio