Porn star aliases

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Mon, 2003-03-24 11:49

Porn star aliases

You've probably heard this before but someone was telling me over the weekend that if you put your first pet's name together with your mother's maiden name you should come up with your perfect Porn Star alias.

Mine is Captain Cleaver which I thought was quite fitting (being 5'1" and female). My mother's is Percy Pollock. Anyone else????

Tue, 2003-03-25 23:44

Hox

You're all a bunch of bastards and I'm not playing any more. *sniffs, walks away*

Mon, 2003-03-24 11:52

markbrown

Sandy Sleightholme. Mmmmmmm, Sandy.... Ja, Ja, Sandy, Es ist gut!....

Mon, 2003-03-24 11:54

Tony Cook

I'm afraid mine works out as Pixie Frizzell. My wife's is even worse: Claude Rutter. We both get a sex change! Maybe we should swap - no, I don't think I'll go there!

Mon, 2003-03-24 12:30

martin_t

nicki o'connor i'm sure we spelt nicky with a y, but the i seems more porn-star ish... nicky was our first dog..., he was a little snappy, bit me and my sister, so he wasn't there one day after school, and mum said he "had gone to live on a farm" and subsequent enquiries about nicky would be aswered with ,"oh he's still loving it there, playing in the fields and that" as far as i know, nicky is still on the farm, he's be about 30 years old now.....

Mon, 2003-03-24 12:35

donignacio

Basil Mathison (MmmmMmmmmMmmmm... it's a decent porn name enough. It would have been better had I named my hamster Bucky, though.)

Mon, 2003-03-24 12:44

martin_t

i just can't imagine a porn star called basil.....it's all in a bit 1940s sherlock holmes movies isn't it? (basil rathbone) and for UK people basil brush doesn't conjour up porn... possibly for non-uk people, basil brush does conjour up porn....

Mon, 2003-03-24 13:33

Ralph

I am Sam Ilsley. Oh yes I am.

Mon, 2003-03-24 13:36

justyn_thyme

Fuzzy Umphlette ...has a certain ring to it....::)))? NB: A hampster named Basil, living in a cage next to the tank with a fish named Wanda? "Basil" is not a porn name in the US either. Most people would think of Basil Rathbone of the Sherlocke Holmes movies... though you could make a distant connection with Johnny "Wad" Holmes, the porn star from the 70s.:)))

Mon, 2003-03-24 13:50

#10

muzz

Muffie Richardson

Mon, 2003-03-24 14:20

#11

Rachel

My god, you boys have really wussy pets names!

Mon, 2003-03-24 14:42

#12

Allen Banks

Oh god. "Elmer Sheppard." I guess I could star in porn featuring slack-jawed yokels with no teeth and bad haircuts.

Mon, 2003-03-24 15:17

#13

Hox

Dinky Touchard.

Mon, 2003-03-24 15:18

#14

Hox

I can't believe I just admitted to that in public. Where's the delete button Tony?

Mon, 2003-03-24 15:19

#15

Rachel

I think Dinky Touchard has got to take the lead...

Mon, 2003-03-24 15:21

#16

Hox

Tony? TONY?

Mon, 2003-03-24 15:39

#17

Stephen Gardiner

Blodge Gant

Mon, 2003-03-24 15:41

#18

Tony Cook

No it's got to stay, hox - it made me really LAUGH for the first time in a week or so. May I just state that Pixie was NOT my idea - my Dad (an alcoholic) came back from a two day bender with a puppy Yorkshire Terrier in his arms in a bid to curry favour. The little thing was then named Pixie by my mother. I learnt to love it vaguely but it was never my friend - it didn't have the brain. Go go Dinky Touchard - shake that booty!

Mon, 2003-03-24 16:06

#19

martin_t

dinky touchard does dallas I think i may have seen that film....

Mon, 2003-03-24 16:26

#20

megatron

jaws mcculloch.

Mon, 2003-03-24 16:27

#21

mississippi

Blackie Bertoletti

Mon, 2003-03-24 16:29

#22

megatron

the hardest working jaws in the business.

Mon, 2003-03-24 16:43

#23

justyn_thyme

My father's would have been: Rip Barkhau

Mon, 2003-03-24 16:47

#24

donignacio

I named Basil off of Basil the Siberian pedigree hamster. (He was not a rat, though.) I could also do Sunflower Mathison, Waldo Mathison, Oswald Mathison, or Buster Mathison. (None of these sound very good, though.)

Mon, 2003-03-24 16:54

#25

justyn_thyme

Dinky Touchard is still the front-runner, I think.

Mon, 2003-03-24 17:12

#26

beef

Ozzy Arbuckle...

Mon, 2003-03-24 20:38

#27

Cruella

Laddie Bailey. A huge Irish Wolfhound, but obviously not a patch on Dinky Touchard.

Mon, 2003-03-24 21:06

#28

cazsteed

Muffin Garden! hah this is fun!

Mon, 2003-03-24 22:13

#29

justyn_thyme

Dinky Touchard In The Muffin Garden.... now that has possibilities!

Mon, 2003-03-24 22:25

#30

donignacio

Sounds like wunna those hippie songs. :~)

Tue, 2003-03-25 09:27

#31

Paulgreco

Budgie Johnstone. (Yes, my parents were not very original pet-namers!)

Tue, 2003-03-25 09:30

#32

Liana's mum

skippy maltson

Tue, 2003-03-25 09:31

#33

Liana

Shah Barker. *Any references to a dog, and youre all dead meat.*

Tue, 2003-03-25 10:15

#34

Tony Cook

What kind of animal was a Shah? He of that ilk of Iran would have had you shot for such impropriety.

Tue, 2003-03-25 10:28

#35

justyn_thyme

Maybe an afgan hound?

Tue, 2003-03-25 10:34

#36

Rachel

Thank you guys, now have enough material for new screenplay! Still think Dinky Touchard gets the prize though...

Tue, 2003-03-25 10:36

#37

Andrea

Kossett Schumann Has definite possibilities I feel. Sort of exotic, but cosy. It was a huge, white, fluffy pussy, by the way... Before you ask.

Tue, 2003-03-25 12:15

#38

freda

Billy-Midnight Nuttall

Tue, 2003-03-25 15:35

#39

Paulgreco

Freda, that would have to be up-market American porn. (Who the @!#$ calls their pet Billy-Midnight???!!!)

Tue, 2003-03-25 15:36

#40

Paulgreco

Andrea, your huge white fluffy pussy sounds lovely.

Tue, 2003-03-25 16:23

#41

Liana

shah was a long haired tomcat that had delusions of grandeur.. thought he was a persian etc etc. I do apologise.. it was my dads idea....

Tue, 2003-03-25 16:40

#42

martin_t

....errrrrrrrrrrrrr.....*sniggers*.......*blushes*..... what paul said.....

Tue, 2003-03-25 17:28

#43

Tony Cook

Just realised ... my kids would be... Gribble McCormack

Tue, 2003-03-25 17:39

#44

andrew o'donnell

Lucy Hannavy.. doesn't really work does it?? Maybe some kind of 'confessions of a window cleaner' type thing.. maybe. Dinky Touchard!! Abso-lutely f.lippin great!!

Tue, 2003-03-25 17:53

#45

Andrea

Awwww, Paul, I'm truly touched...

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