Your Life In Headlines
Mon, 2003-07-14 18:42
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Your Life In Headlines
oh go on
STUART FINALLY ADMITS THAT w-r MEANS W.ANKS REGULARLY.
or do someone else's
STORMY IN MARATHON POSTING SAGA
MISSI SHUTS UP SHOP
MISS HYSTERIA
Nation rejoices as mississippi loses internet connection
REVEALED - PETREL NOT RUNNING ON FULL TANK
Insight into a madman - posts 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 15, 16, 17, 19
OFFICIAL! GRECOS ATTEMPT TO BECOME ACCEPTABLE DOOMED TO FAILURE.
WILD CHIMP CHOMPS CHUMP!
MAN DEVOURED BY BINDWEED.
TEACHER DROWNS IN OWN BILE
George Bush wins Nobel peace prize
Wiggins Pledge To Bore About a Boy
PETREL DISCOVERED IN SOBERIAN GULAG SHOCK
KANSAS DON ARRESTED FOR SEXUAL ASSAULT. TIN MAN IN WITNESS PROTECTION SCHEME. TOTO LAST SEEN DRAGGING BUM OVER WET GRASS.
JUSTYN THYME DENIES BEING DRAGGED OVER WET GRASS!
BY DOG
POET 'DUNCAN DISORDERLY' ARRESTED FOR FALSIFYING SYLLABLE COUNT.
GIBBONS DENIES MONKEY BUSINESS.
STORMY STUFFED BY PC FREEZE UP. REPOST ON THE CARDS.
SHIRT PERVERT ALERT!
MAN IN LOUD SHIRT SPOTTED IN LADY JAY'S UNDERGROWTH
POLICE SEEK GARDINER
Nice vintage you're supping there Colin?
JURY LOCKED OVER INGRAM FLASH OF SANITY PLEA.
FLASH SHOCKED BY SPEED OF STORM
MAN WANTED AFTER KID BIKE FEUD. TAXI DERMISTS OFFER SKIN GRAFT BUT POLICE SEEK FULL POUND OF FLESH
Both posted simultanously, are you psychic?hic! hic?.
THIS IS THE BEST THREAD FOR AGES! CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S SO SLOW.
Time
(buying)
MISSISSIPPI DENIES NECROPHILIA CHARGE.
QUEEN MUGGERS GRAVE VANDALISED. BODY MISSING SHOCK.
ELY WHITLEY DENIES WIFE'S CLAIM HE IS PETROCELLI
from the daily star:
STUART ATE MY GRECO
see pages 6,7,8,9,10 for naked photo's.
CONJOINED TWINS KARL AND KAROLINA IN POST-OP RECOVERY!
MARK BROWN CAUGHT RED HANDED IN CHERRY FIASCO!
ABC EDITORS IN PETREL BOMB ATTACK
jesus, just got booted again. aol hates me. i must be parnoid.
anyway:
KOREAN DOG SUES ANDORU FOR CUSTODY OF LOVE CHILD
or paranoid. take your pick michael miles.
CONTENTS OF STOMACH KEY TO MISSING BRIDE
say Korean police, investigating disappearence of key witness
Daily spurt:
EXCLUSIVE! PICTURES OF ONDORU AND HIS PUPPY!
(page 6)
The Gruniad: KOREAN PLICE SAY THEY ONLY HAVE A TENTITIVE LEED AFTER EXAMINING STOMAHC CONTENTS OF SUSPEC.
Join our campaign to save Ondoru by correcting the typo's on page 7.
STORMY GOES TO BED HORROR.
BOROUGH DUMBS DOWN -
WALTHAMSTOW RENAMED RALPHAMSTOW.
MISSI SHUTS UP SHOCK
WIGGIN'S PHOTOSHOP PLUGIN BORN.