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movie a minute

It's a Wonderful Life -

James Stewart
I'm useless.

Henry Travers
Don't say that. The happiness of the entire universe depends on your existence.

James Stewart
Hooray!

THE END

Resevoir Dogs -

Michael Madsen
Who's the rat? (shoots a cop)

Harvey Keitel
I didn't do it. (shoots Lawrence Tierney)

Tim Roth
Don't look at me. (shoots Michael Madsen)

(Everybody else shoots each other.)

THE END

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Bob Roberts
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Deep Throat Woman's peculiar digestive tract takes a beating
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LisafromTenby
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Othello - The Movie Othello: Put out the light, and then put out the light Desdemona: But I'm asleep Othello: I, of Promethean heat Cannot that light relume Besides, I say so (picks up lamp and smashes it over Desdemona's head). Desdemona: Good job I had my crash hat on
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ely whitley
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Galipoli everyone: duck! the end
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fergal
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Cassablanca: We're together We're not We're together We're not There's a war on
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jude
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Bambi: Cute deer born, mother shot (audience cry), grows up, finds father. the end. venison burger anyone?
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mississippi
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The Great Escape Mass breakout from stalag Almost all caught Almost all face firing squad Re-appears every year on Xmas TV It never ends!
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neil_the_auditor
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Independence Day: Aliens kill everybody. Well, not quite everybody. (Shots of pyramids and the Taj Mahal to remind the world that they owe their freedom to the Americans yet again)
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mississippi
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Neil, you have become obssessive about your hatred of America. See a doctor.
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flash
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Jaws: Fish eats people People who aren't eaten don't believe it. Fish eats more people. People who aren't eaten believe it. people hunt fish in most stupid way possible. Somehow kill fish only losing one person. The end.
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radiodenver
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Neil's trying to start a fight with me. Hey...where's my portrait of Fidel?
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mississippi
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You rising to the bait? Neil's the Fidel'er on the roof ya know!
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Liana
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Sorry. I'm hopeful this time...
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Rachel
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Wasn't aware that Liana was in Dracula... Interview with a vampire, yes...
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ely whitley
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Gone With The Wind: Narrator: all women love a bastard Scarlett: if you go it's over Rett: so? the end
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mississippi
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ABCtales: The Movie Exjasperated 'I'm smarter than all you shits' Rest of the cast 'So fuck off' The End
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Rachel
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Or ABCTales The Sequel Jasper: Loius Cypher rolls another egg across the table while Johnny Angel's wonders why Epiphany's chickens hated him so much? Everyone else: You still don't get it, do you?
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martin_t
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jaws big shark eats people gets killed star wars father loves son...son loves father, son hates father, son kills father
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Bob Roberts
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Love Story Rich boy meets poor girl Boy's Dad gets angry She dies Female members of audience cry, male members of audience yawn
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radiodenver
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Pretty Woman. Boy mets girl. Boy gets girl. Boy looses girl. Boy gets girl back. The sequel. Boy get aids and dies.
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rose
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West Side Story Boy meets girl girl says - nah not worth the trouble the end
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Hox
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Butch Cassidy & the Sundance Kid. Boy meets boy. Boys rob other boys. Boys get shot. The End [%sig%]
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