Pepsoid's Daily (ish) Gripe

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Pepsoid's Daily (ish) Gripe

Quiz shows? Can't abide 'em. That said, I will, however, on occasion, flick on the TV, for something to numb the brain for a few minutes, and one of these delightful little items of programmage will just happen to be on. "Aw what the hell, think I, and decide, just for a few minutes, to get involved.

Just such an occasion arose on Saturday evening; specifically in relation to the infuriatingly cheery "National Lottery: in it to win it (¦sheesh¦)¦ and it occurred to me that surely - surely - these hapless contestants have been instructed to pad out their answers as much as possible, thus increasing the "tension and so forth? I do so try not to get annoyed by such things, but¦ fuck me, it's annoying! An example is provided thus¦

The lovely Mr Winton (Dale) did posit a question¦ oh, I dunno, I can't even remember what it was now, but the answer (to be chosen amongst a selection of three) was "Ricky Gervais¦ and the answer which was given by the pretty, witty, little blonde (is it me, or is there always a pretty, witty, little blonde?) was thus¦

"I know the answer to this one, Dale¦ I'm a fan of all those people!¦ He starred in The Office and it's Ricky Gervais.

I mean, for Odin's sake, what's wrong with a simple "Ricky Gervais!¦?! Or even, if you want to be all friendly and amiable about it¦ "It's Ricky Gervais, Dale!¦?!

And then¦ then¦ there's the clapping during the National Lottery draw, after each little big-money-ball tumbles happily into its little Reservoir of Hope¦ The clapping and the whooping and such, as if it's such a bl'm'n achievement for a ball to tumble through a hole!

* ahem *

That's my gripe for the day.

~ PEPS ~

Being a raving insomniac (and currently being weened of sleeping tabs because I'm addicted to them and therefore not allowed to have them anymore...haha) I watched a prog on bravo early this morning. A group of ladies take it in turns to lie on a bed and masturbate. The aim of the game is to guess whether their orgasms are real or faked. Now that's entertainment! No questions posited, no balls, although there was lots of clapping and whooping AND plenty of pretty, little blonde girls - and the TENSION! Fwar! Kinda puts flicking on the tv into a new light ;) There's nothing more mind-teasing than the incomprehensible eagerly avowed - Dennet

There's nothing more mind-teasing than the incomprehensible eagerly avowed -
Dennett

I don't get Bravo... :-( ~PEPS~ “Underlay is overrated."

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Turn your television off, pull the plug from the wall. Walk outside, find the nearest neighbor you haven't met and go introduce yourself. When you get home, leave the television unplugged and think about what you just did. Visit me http://www.radiodenver.org/

Share your state secrets at...
http://www.amerileaks.org

You mean meet actual real people, rather than the beautiful, constantly cheerful 2D celebs than radiate shiny loveliness from my glorybox? Hmm, interesting concept... :-! ~PEPS~ “Underlay is overrated."

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'Walk outside, find the nearest neighbor you haven't met and go introduce yourself.' Ramsey Street...maybe. Didyoujustfuckinlookatme Close...nah! There's nothing more mind-teasing than the incomprehensible eagerly avowed - Dennet

There's nothing more mind-teasing than the incomprehensible eagerly avowed -
Dennett

I'm with RD on this but where I live one could get killed for doing just that. But a lovely Sudanese guy has just moved in next door who's a real sweetheart. Now if they could move all the cockney ('oo you farkin' lookin' at!?) salt of the earth types over to Essex, this will be a nice place to live.

 

ROCK ON!! There's nothing more mind-teasing than the incomprehensible eagerly avowed - Dennet

There's nothing more mind-teasing than the incomprehensible eagerly avowed -
Dennett

Rock on what? ~PEPS~ “Underlay is overrated."

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Out of interest, has anyone watched 'the mint' on ITV?

 

Not I. ~PEPS~ [ insert pithy and poignant quote ]

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