Touching Tracy Shaw Up

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Sat, 2003-04-19 23:12

Given the chance, would you touch Tracy Shaw up?

Well, as she's appearing naked in The Blue Room at the moment she's employed two men to touch her up in the wings between acts.

She apparently likes to look tanned all over, so these two lucky guys use spray guns of fake tan to touch up her own colour.

Sat, 2003-04-19 23:16

mississippi

Who's Tracy Shaw?

Sat, 2003-04-19 23:18

Flash

young lady used to be in Coronation st, married to the squeaky Butcher or was it a fishmonger.

Sat, 2003-04-19 23:45

Karl Wiggins

I think his name was Biff and he was the butcher's nephew.

Sun, 2003-04-20 00:45

Fred Elliot

Biff? It's Ashley, I say, it's Ashley. An' it transpired he's me son, I say, he's me son.

Sun, 2003-04-20 03:39

spag

Rear of the year 1895 or something. Got an okay rear. More meat on her bones is what she needs. but above all the girl is a minger. that is if I was a shallow man...which i am not

Sun, 2003-04-20 07:57

Liana

If I was you Karl, I wouldnt touch Tracy shaw up.. Ive just seen on the newspaper review on TV that according to the front page of the NOTW, she is a vicious husband beater.. these wives dont half get mad when their husbs stuff up dont they. Does your wife read the threads? :o)

Sun, 2003-04-20 08:16

justyn_thyme

It's not so bad as being a fluffer...:)))

Sun, 2003-04-20 10:21

Karl Wiggins

No, Liana, luckily for me she doesn't read the threads. I can hardly get her to read any of my my writing either, which is probably just as well. Aside from the playful content, I agree with Spag. Tracy Shaw is much too much like a bag of bones for my liking. She definitely requires more meat and cuddly bits to make her attractive.

Sun, 2003-04-20 10:36

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mississippi

So I haven't missed anything then?

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