Now It's Your Turn

It's probably just that i don't know what a 'chav' is!

No, that's not exactly what I meant... Buddhism is an admirable religion, one of the gentler ones, much like Quakerism. I think everyone in their own way seeks to escape the pain of life, either through avoidance or sublimation such as substance abuse, or through seeking to understand the root causes of the pain, as Buddhism, yoga, and other Self-seeking philosophies. But even understanding intellectually from where the suffering arises, doesn't mean we are always able to transcend it.

Smiley. Like the vibrator, a chav is a pain in the ass if your a bloke.

I don't remember the 'hand washing' you refer to, Hayley. The only thing between 'I' & 'K' on this keyboard is ' ' because they're on different rows. What kind are you using?

*looks at keyboard* 'I' and 'K' are next to each other? oh!

No karma does play a part but so does luck and effort. I don't care who you are if you're being tortured you're going to suffer.

Clear as mud that, John. You don't mean... no, couldn't be that!

Well if you're referring to 'l' or 'L', that's the oddest 'L' I've seen of late. I assumed it was an I (eye) which is not next to 'K'. Scrabble anyone?

That Jasper. He so crazy.

Apparently chavs are the new 'track suit' wearers; upwardly mobile working-class background with poor taste in accessories, lots of 'bling', fake tans... I dunno. I'm a foreigner. I always get a picture of the people in Eastenders, but again, I'm not from these parts.

well next to in a vertical sense, at least on this keyboard

I agree. I've had both. And I will indeed suffer if I don't go to bed now. Day job as vaunted civil servant awaits me in the morning. Nightie night!

Good night!

I thought he was fairly restrained on here but I did worry about his explosive underwear - not surprised we haven't seem him since :)

Yeah, googled it, Archer: 'chav' (slang) - a young person, often without a high level of education, who follows a particular fashion; Chavs usually wear designer labels including the chav favourite 'Burberry', and if they’re girls, very short skirts, large hoop earrings and stilettos.

You know in the alphabet... it goes abcdefghi klmnopqrstuvwxyz.... it's the one that's missing. Not everything is about computers you know!

I hope he took the chicken to hospital...

*quickly goes and hides Burberry miniskirts, earrings and shoes*

Wonder where Denver is tonight?

How silly of me, the lady means 'J', which quite coincidentally IS next to 'K'. I had my lateral thinking module switched off.

Yes, it seems a bit quiet on here tonight. Maybe everyone's out composing something breathtaking for us to read later on...

Oh, coo, you look better now, Archer, but i should put something on before you catch cold :)

Strangely, God told me off for meddling just before I got back from my walk, Ferg. I'd just left the beach and walked a few hundred yards and was nearing a small park when a squirrel jumped onto the park's perimeter wall. I walked toward it to scare it back to the trees and instead startled it into leaping past me and heading for the beach! I never learn :o(

I think several of the usual suspect are just tired out after our marathon afternoon session :)

What's happened to five o-clock today? I swear it was five o-clock by this time yesterday.

Ooo, I missed it. Which ones should I have a peek at? I can't stand dangling clauses. But 'At which ones should I peek?" sounds so, I dunno, Victorian.

No i'm here spectating...and admiring your chat up techniques Mykle. You old smoothie you.

Yes, it is a little chilly now... *puts earrings on again*

Et tu Flash. I had enough with George running that routine earlier :)

Aw, am I being chatted up? *blushes profusely*

:o)

So you live coastal, then, Smiley? Which direction?

Now don't go getting me excited I've lasted over a year and I don't want to waste it... ;o)

I think Flash is tactfully reminding me that I promised him the chat up rights to all non-Piscean ladies :) Be my guest Maestro...

Scarborough, North East England.

The north is a lovely place. Lovely hills and trees. Never been to Scarborough, though I've been to Newcastle and York. AND most of Hadrian's Wall.

I happened to like George very much too. I knew he was going to be funny, but I didn't know he was going to be so enthusiastic - it was really nice to see.

i'm an amateur compared to you, you old hound dog you. Nah you carry on, i can sense the young lady is about to swoon.

:o) It's because you are near Flash.

Scarborough is simply beautiful!!! Peaseholme Park is over a mile of s tree-lined streams connected to pools full of ducks, swans etc and eventually leading to an Asian themed lake.

I have my smelling salts ready... I like the fire signs myself, or people with a good dose of 'fire' in their chart. (Although I admit a secret liking for Taureans...) Prospective ex-husband is a QUINTUPLE Gemini. Too, too much hot air for a fire girl.

I'm a water sign Archer and would no doubt, clumsily, quench your fire ;(

In keeping with my mysterious image, let's just say I live south of you, in a lovely medium-sized city with a river running through it. Some famous people have come from these parts... *laughs gleefully at her 'secret'*

How are things on the job front, Fergal? I was looking forward to your tales from a sophisticated sex shop: These premises are PC (no macs in here).

Come on then Flash, what are you?

I'm a Sagittarius the Centaur, half horse, half man...is that good or bad?

That's most of England, Archer :)

Ah, but Smiley, I have Mars in Pisces, and thus have...er...been acquainted with...er...a number of water sign guys. One of my best (ex)boyfriends was a Scorpio. Soooo kinky... *titters at the memory*

Are we Ok, Ferg? I haven't meant to p*ss you off. I'm just a bit tactless and dim a lot of the time.

Blimey you read my mind!!!! Was it interesting?