Ratings for our work.

Hi Muzzy starr, Welcome to ABC and congratulations on the four stars you received. One word of warning, I had good ratings for my poems, until I upset someone here on the forum, and what do you know the ratings started to get the one star treatment for bad. I'm sure this won't happen to you, but if it does, don't be too upset with the childish behaviour of others. AJ :>)

I do hope you arent referring to myself in the above piece, dear old Auntie Jackie? Have to say, l havent read any of your work apart from "what am I"..the title was just soooo tempting But off l go, toot suite to take a look, right now, and be sure, should l think it wondrous, l will rate it so! :o) And how nice of you to congratulate Muzzy for her four stars....most generous of you! Glad you dont think shes being self promoting..God forbid!!!!! Yeah Muzzy...well done, keep it up! regards Liana

(Rubbing hands together in anticipation) Oh dear Muzzy... look what you've gone and done...

*standing next to robert with sandwiches and flask*

And here's me with a camp bed and toilet roll!

Mississippi! I was doing all right there till you turned up!

Sorry Robert, you can have the bed and toilet roll and I'll find myself another conflict to report on!

is that a double sleeping bag??

Stop it you lot My ribs wont stand it :o))))))))))))))))))))

Sorry it's only a single, but as a very good friend of mine used to say about his single bed, (and I hope I don't offend anyone) 'It sleeps one and shags two'

*looks offended*

psssst ..... *whispers to robert* ... its only a single what do you reckon???

So how come Robert gets all the offers, have you seen photos of me?

ey up any room left in t' single bed fer me?

cousin hilda! ... whilst i consider myself to be broad minded ... sharing a single bed/sleeping bag with robert and a third party really does not ring my bells ...

cousin hilda! ... whilst i consider myself to be broad minded ... sharing a single bed/sleeping bag with robert and a third party really does not ring my bells ...

i said that!

No, she said that. And I still want to know what's wrong with me? It's my damned bag fer chrissakes!

(Still rubbing hands together in anticipation...)

Just a minute Robert, I don't get in the sack with anyone with hairy armpits!

Oh, except Julia Roberts!

*has potentially alarming news about own armpits*

Ivory gets only one star for her pits!

hey fishwife youve shot your chances now mate

*skipping through the densely forested areas ... singing ... no bic for me thanks liana ... i am a NATURAL woman ....*

grrrrr l hope youre not bringing the transexual reference into THIS thread *coughs*

..... if the size 12 stiletto fits ...

Thanks for that AJ Hey do you think they think i'm a girl? Coz i'm Mr muzzy.

Mr. Muzzy Are you sure? Or are you as confused as me...Damn, I mean THEM!! You can borrow my stilettoes if you like :o))) L

There was a little girl from Skegness, About her or her work, I couldn't care less, On and on she'll crow and she'll wail, Because she's so good, and she'll never fail, I for one don't dive a damn, 'Cos I think she's a bit of a sham, So little girl, you say you're a poet, Answer in rhyme and to the forum you can show it, Finally, if the cap fits, you know who you are, Go on press the button and give this one star.

There was a little girl from Skegness, About her or her work, I couldn't care less, On and on she'll crow and she'll wail, Because she's so good, and she'll never fail, I for one, don't give a damn, 'Cos I think she's a bit of a sham, So little girl, you say you're a poet, Answer in rhyme and to the forum you can show it, Finally, if the cap fits, you know who you are, Go on press the button and give this one star. PS Noticed the spelling mistake, OUCH, wouldn't want to give you any bullets now, would we!!

OK, who lives in Skeggy?

Me!! I live here at the moment....It's soooo errr......nice to know that AJ is sooooo interested in me that shes finding out as MUCH as she can :o))) But, ok...here we go..... dear auntie jackie, re your little rhyme i do believe that you are wasting your time tho your sentiment's clear dear, your meter is f****d Perhaps try free verse? - you might have more luck OK? oh..and am I a child? Or am l as old as you - you seem confused ..poor love.... Liana

So how come Jackie gets four stars for her meter? I mean metre, or is it a gas meter?

You got me there Missi - maybe shes cookin' on gas.... BTW with all your coming clean at easter...dont tell me YOU are dear old auntie as well as all those rivers? I notice you're both on world online .... xx :o)

oops yes "metre"

A gas meter might be appropriate for a gasbag? I'll give her four arses for it too... Is anyone here who they say they are? The plot thickens

*offers robert a go with the opera glasses*

I thought I made it plain, I am me, I have forsaken all the other names, I was never Jackie, she was never me. The aliases I used were the river names plus:- Missivoryauntie J Lennon plus a couple of variations on Ivory's name. Right, that's the facts out of the way, NOW are you going to behave or do I have to come up to Skeggy, take your pants down and smack your bum? As for you Sin Tax (is it very high?) are you who you say you are or are you Liana? And another thing, Ivory you little stirrer, put your damned opera glasses away or I'll send you to bed without any tea!

Smack my bum? you old devil you.. and nah, lm only Liana, honest guv, no one else....

*opens box of jaffa cakes*

I'll give you Jaffa cakes, now get up those bloody stairs before I lose my temper!!!

No, I'm not Liana. If you think I am then you must be quite confused, our names aren't very similar at all :) As for the sin tax, it can be quite high, it really depends on the sin... Were you thinking of sinning? I could do you a quote

If I get my hands on that Liana or Ivory there'll be some sinning I can tell you! Give me a quote for everything from the bum smacking right up to the full monty!

You really should go back to school, little girl. F****d is past tense, it doesn't rhyme with luck or perhaps you meant lucked, doesn't quite have the same ring though, does it? So you lose this one, but thanks for the four stars anyway, I knew you would appreciate a lesson from the poor old grannie. Oh and by the way, it's not so hard to find anything out about the members: click on an author and hey presto there is the name etc etc etc. Finally, profanity is only used when the user has a low intellectual vocabularity level, resulting in profanity. It's not really the stuff of world wide published authors, is it? Oh and by the way the above according to you is classed as free verse!!! HMMMMMMMMM AJ

You'll have a job climbing up my pedestal anyway, to reach my bum *just realised* Gawd, its lonely up here........

robert! ... stop hogging the sleeping bag ....

All hail to the intellectual Auntie Jackie......

Come on you lot, play the game! Robert, get your four stars out of my sleeping bag, it's my turn and I want some Jaffa cakes before they're all gone! Liana, how come your bum is at the top of your pedestal? The rest of us have legs! There's nothing wrong with a good old effing and blinding session Jackie, sometimes you find yourself talking to someone who doesn't understand anything else!!!

Four stars + an acknowledgement, WOW you are surpassing yourself tonight. Thanks all the same. Re: your pedestal, no thanks I like it down here with the rest of the honest and ordinary folk. What a shame you're lonely, I wonder why????? AJ