Mundane facts about your day

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Liana
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peaking? Im turning into you John.
JOHN
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I just had a Strawberry Trifle and fresh cream. much nicer than lemon cake.
John
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omg. Not two of me! It may have something to so with whats called 'service to area ratio' Liana.
Hox
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They don't have to be chocolate, plain will do. I could dunk them. [%sig%]
Liana
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Its more to do with me having fingers that weigh 5 kilos each i think John..
radiodenver
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Well, the camera works great. The Husbands come and gone several times, with large lawn bags stuffed with something. The curtains are drawn. It's raining, hard to see anything. Where are my binoculars? I wish I didn't have this cast on my leg.
Flash
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*wonders about making a cell block h joke.........decides not to.....scoootles off unnoticed*
Liana
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... fingers which are attached to fists that weigh 25 kilos each...
John
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One pip is Enough for me at this point in time. grrrrrrrr, females! well, 11year old ones at any rate..
Flash
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*thankful that scooootling off was a rare and wise decision*
martin_t
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my spanking new lots of toys mobile phone was delivered today, unfortunately i wasn't in, as they hadn't told me when they were delivering it, i rang the delivery comapny and the phone was first of all answered by a confused cleaner (i think) despite them stating their office hours were 8-6, i have to ring them again to stop them trying to deliver it tomorrow, which they have said will be their last attempt to deliver it, and i'm going to have to arrnage to pick it up on barking (about 10 miles away) on saturday morning, as they won't deliver it my work without written authority from the sender, carphonefuckinguselessarseswarehouse...i have no confidence that i will be able to contact them as they haven't answered the 3 e-mails i have so far sent to them chasing up delivery on a phone i ordered 12 days ago (24 hour delivery promised) and when i did ring them up, their "system was down" and they would call me the next day, which was tuesday and no call yet... i feel better after that rant.... carphonewarehouse? bunch of pants....
fish
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i dont think rockets are mundane ... i am relaxing with a pernod ... bert is watching the telly and saying that american question time makes you feel grateful for british politicians and audiences ...
fish
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... and i am wondering what wiggly worms are ...
John
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OK. Iv just been presented with...well with something thats supposed to pumping pie? I'm supposed to eat it! and she will be back in 10 min to ask if i liked it... Ok.. hear gose!.....................................................Ho God, its horrible! It taste like........like cardboard, really its that bad! *Gilt setting in* She's been at it since 5:30, *Force's self to eat the rest* Well i cant lie to her can I? Will tell her it tasted grate. *Now where is that dog*
justyn_thyme
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and i am wondering what bert could possibly be watching because there is no such thing as 'question time' in America. awoke in middle of night as usual.....two orders in my email in basket...at least i have work....
radiodenver
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Justyn, Ever been to the Rockies? There is such a thing as "quiet time".
Jeff Prince
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Wiggly Worms are "lemon flavour jelly shapes with a cola flavour centre" - from Sainsbury's. Yes, I agree about Question Time. The audience actually thought they had a right to get involved. Whooping and cheering and booing should be banned from all programmes that feature David (or Jonathan) Dimbleby - by law. As should Richard Little-john.
Flash
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Pumping pie did it make you feel bloated john???
Emma
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Can I conclude from the above that our venerable 'Question Time' was aired from the States last night, hosted by Dimbleby but with American politicians and an American audience? Should think that would be an interesting social experiment with a learning outcome something along the lines of that 'Wife Swap' programme.
Liana
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Got to stay in today, because a bloke is coming to 'riddle my flue'. Apparently it can take up to two hours...
jude
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My last full English Brekkie before going to India.
John
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No, i didn't eat it Flash. It was that bad, really! *Hangs head in shame*
Dan
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You won't miss it when you're tucking into a masalla omlet.
John
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OK i get it! Pumping pie, very funny..

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