Soddin ...

It's 'blancmange' I think Rachel - and you a linguist too!!!

She should follow the fergal diet. It will give her curves all right.

And she should stop eating tissues

and harping on about how she's naturally balletic

I'll give her balletic... (someone drags ferg away from the computer before she causes a scene)

I like her.

she can't act.

She looked ok in Playboy.

No she can't - she can only look sultry...

A mannequin can look sultry.

Did I hear someone offering doughnuts? [%sig%]

I don't fancy the ex dwarf-lover at all, with or without curves. Typical yank actress - small face, big gob, no brains.

she's not a yank...

She was born under the Southern Cross, stormy.

Ok, delete the word yank. But you know what I mean.

Curves? CURVES? I am so curvy now I am a soddin' circle (except there are wierd body parts sticking out of me so I don't roll very well, at the moment there is an elbow poking out of my right side and an arse under my left tit - all most disconcerting).

How's getting your shoes on going? [%sig%]

It's an olympic sport. Might have to bite bullet and go velcro.

Good idea :)

Rachel - you have successfully killed any traces remaining in me of the idea of having kids!

slip ons i reckin ...

Wish I'd thought of slip ons nine months ago...

Oh, I have such vivid memories of those elbows and bums sticking in you and travelling across your midrif! It's sooo weird having someone else inside you. I feel much better on my own!

The beauty is, after birth, you get to carry them on your back for another 20 years.

It's very wierd having body parts that aren't yours poking you, I have to say. It was quite amusing for a while, now it's teeth gnashingly sore. I'm completely lopsided too, hard down the left hand side and like blamange (sp?) on the right.

Ah yeah, I remember, and then they stretch like they've run out of room - right... under... your... ribs........! [%sig%]

You don't know pain yet Rach...wait until your tiny wee thing is two years old and wakes you up by ramming you in the eyeball with her Noddy Likes to Read hardback book at 4am whilst attemting to give you with a cuddle and treading all over your boobs (and nicking the duvet.) Then you'll know pain.

I will never understand the need to be rail thin. Can a lot of if be cultural? I'm from an Black and Hispanic culture and skinny is not considered the ultimate body. I, growing up, was never to much bigger than 99lbs stayed skinny till I was 35 EVEN after children all over 9lbs...I'm still small but FINALLY I have some roundness. You can not imagine my complete and utter happiness over this LOL My ass is fantastic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ooer. I've got a tiny ass and a great big bump in front - stop it! - and I've certainly never been pregnant. that moving across the stomach thing - in men we call it wind. Ho Hum.