desperate assistence needed immediately

Yes....God rows up his coleslaw nicely with an outboard, dont he? Just give em two of your fab T-Shirts and a Teddy, Jude......it'll end up in a blood bath anyway! *Cut Teddy in half to save time and future sufferage* It's the Godly thing to do!

Love need not cross the void as it be always held within, Where obstacles need not be fought as God bares all met, in such mysterious ways. Though stormy seas may arise to lay siege to hearts upon open waters, such unguarded moments, He holds our mooring's strong bonded by faith, in harbours of serenity. His engines of serendipity, catch upon falling breezes, where only together shall we grasp redemption to favour us, along with all our friends. Sail us through, Oh Lord, these uncertain dark waves on pure sunlight. Strengthen sweeter wings in marriage to never master eithers breath in love, nor to whisper hate upon thy name. sign ** before GOD Ashes to ashes, funk to funky, we all know Jude?s a red onion junkie!

to never chaste thy master breath of love, nor to whisper hate upon thy name/s.

engines of serendipity... oh dear me

How about this Jude. Not all my own work, but it always brings a tear to my eye. You got a beatiful chin, You got beautiful skin, You got a beautiful face, You got taste You got beautiful eyes, You got beautiful thighs, You got a lot, without a doubt, But I'm thinkin' bout blowin you out, Cos, you won't stop talking, Why don't you give it a rest? You got more rabbit than sainsburys Its time you got it off your chest Now you was just the kind of girl to break my heart in 2 I knew right off when I first met my eyes on you But how was I to know you'd break my ear holes too, with your excessive talking, you're becoming a PEST, rabbit, rabbit, rabbit.....(repeat) Now your a wonderful girl, you got a wonderful smell, you got wonderful arms, you got charms You got wonderful hair, We make a wonderful pair, No I don't mind havin' a chat.... But, you have to keep givin' it that, [%sig%]

Plus she attracts that sex leech Smiley, and his double entendres every time she posts.

S.O.S

"When the bars clang down/and love's key turns in the lock..."

sarky, funny, light, what?

serious it is for my brother in law to be's speech for wedding on saturday. Cut a long story short. He is an ex catholic priest so we need to eliminate disapproval. so far We never crossed the void It was never there. Hurdles did not to be conquered God had already gently laid them aside. If another were to look upon And see an impassable river They only need to turn head Toward harbour Where the raft of love was anchored Waiting in the quiet hush Please HELP

We never crossed the void It was never there. Hurdles did not to be conquered God had already gently laid them aside. If another were to look upon And see an impassable river They only need to turn head Toward harbour Where the raft of love was anchored Waiting in the quiet hush The oar had been gently given And together we grasped it. With you, all my friends Help us to row. Please help me make it sound good!

I think it's fine the way you have it the second time, there, jude. It's sincere and not Mills n Boone stuff.

We never crossed the void. It was never there. Hurdles did not to be conquered God gently laid them aside. If another were to look upon - See an impassable river They only need to glance eyes To harbour, Where the raft of love was anchored Waiting in the quiet hush. The oar had been gently given And together we grasped it. With you, friends, family, Who helped us to gather - Help us to row. Yet if our oar broke And our arm-strength diminished. The current of the bond of marriage Would carry us ever onwards To the unending sea.

shit I am running out of time here!

We did not cross the void, as it was never there. (scans better) Hurdles did not to be conquered God had already gently laid them aside. (i have a mental image of God in lycra running shorts knocking down sports type hurdles here, howabout - Obstacles did not need to be fought God had already moved them for us (?) If another were to look upon And see an impassable river (this doesnt make sense grammatically- how about - If others watched and saw stormy waters They only need to turn their heads to see a soft calm harbour, holding Our boat, the quiet hush of love. The oar God gave us, together we grasped it. And with all our friends helping us row, we will sail safe in love.

I LOVE YOU LIANA

hahahahah you're not bad either Jude x

We did not cross the void, as it was never there. Obstacles did not need to be fought God had already moved them for us If others watched and saw stormy waters They only need to turn their heads to see a soft calm harbour, holding Our boat, the quiet hush of love. The oar God gave us, together we grasped it. And with all our friends helping us row, we will sail safe in love. If oar broke And arm-strength diminished. The currents of marriage Would carry us ever onwards To the uncertain sea- Of foam and sunlight. The future roll with the Swell and surf to give our life together Blessings MORE EDITS PLEASE!

That last bit is rubbish...err can you fix it Liana ...I will give u vodka!

noooooooooo take the end off, it's not necessary. The oar wont break with God on their side haha

Sex in church before the wedding...oh my! Listen to this part again: The oar God gave us, together we grasped it. And with all our friends helping us row, we will sail safe in love. Sounds like their already bonking.....the family joined in too! NO NO NO...they'll cast you and teddy from the tabernacle as onion mavericks, Jude!

hmmm but I like the idea of sea and of foam and sunlight...and i need to mention marriage-ish We did not cross the void, as it was never there. Obstacles did not need to be fought God had already moved them for us If others watched and saw stormy waters They only need to turn their heads to see a soft calm harbour, holding Our boat, the quiet hush of love. Across the married sea of foam and sunlight The oar God gave us, together we grasped it. And with all our friends helping us row, Across the married sea of foam and sunlight We will sail safe in love. perhaps leave out the married?

Liana: what does your, oh dear, mean in the context of metaphoric defintion in regards to omnipotent....or is it orienpotent?

At least it was 'oar' and not 'paddle'. _That_ would have 'em talking...heeheehee! But really, nice work, jude n Liana. Wish I'd had you guys writing poimes for my wedding...

We did not cross the void, as it was never there. Obstacles did not need to be fought God had already moved them for us If others watched and saw stormy waters They only need to turn their heads to see a soft calm harbour, holding Our boat, the quiet hush of love. Across the married sea of foam and sunlight With oar God gave, together grasped. And with all our friends helping us row, Across the married sea of foam and sunlight We will sail safe in love.

sorry jude, but foamy seas just spell scum to me. If you need to say marriage, i would use it thus - The oar God gave us, together we grasped it. And with all our friends helping us row, we will sail through the sea of marriage safe in love.

We did not cross the void, as it was never there. Obstacles did not need to be fought God had already moved them for us If others watched and saw stormy waters They only need to turn their heads to see a soft calm harbour, holding Our boat, the quiet hush of love. The oar God gave us, together we grasped it. And with all our friends helping us row, we will sail through the sea of marriage safe in love. wicked!

ta da.

I would take 'soft' out of 'soft calm harbour'. 'Soft' isn't a word I associate with water. How about 'peaceful harbour', or 'serene harbour'?

Achtung Minen! [%sig%]

'peaceful harbour', or 'serene harbour'? no has to be a 1 syllable word!

safe safe harbour, of course

And there you have it!

We did not cross the void, as it was never there. Obstacles did not need to be fought God had already moved them for us If others watched and saw stormy waters They need only turn their heads to see a soft calm harbour, holding Our boat, the quiet hush of love. The oar God gave us, together we grasped it. And with all our friends helping us row, as you helped us gather - we will sail through uncertain surf and sunlight the sea of marriage safe in love.

yawn zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

uncertain surf and sunlight - sorry Jude, but you got two cleaning products there, doesnt work at all. And where did "gathering" come from?-

Jude, 'safe' harbour...not 'soft calm', duckie!

Sludge Mucker's...wake up and play ya old tosser? Take your HRT and Viagra first though....I'm horny tonight!

lolol...I'll stick with what we had! And as we rowed the boat of love on toilet duck and Ajax.... lololol

I am going to get sooo drunk at the wedding btw

my best Matalan's cotton knickers are ironed, and the shoes buffed...I am all set for the wedding tomorrow. thanks all for help on this

I tried that indian viagra...kamagra I think it's called. It just gave me a headache. And she wouldn't believe me.

Matalan's cotton knickers...what or who are they? Iron one's nickers...hmmm.....must be a Thatcher legacy? Starch,,,yikes!

You deserve at least a bottle or two of plonk for your efforts!

We did not cross the void, as it was never there. Obstacles did not need to be fought God had already moved them for us If others watched and saw stormy waters They need only turn their heads to see a safe harbour, holding Our boat, the quiet hush of love. The oar God gave us, together we grasped it. And with all our friends helping us row, as you helped us gather - we will sail through uncertain waves and sunlight the sea of marriage safe in love. problem with repetition of "safe" in lines 7 and 16?

too right AG! I am drinking Champers froma 2 litre tankard!!!

'See a still harbour'? Too much alliteration?

quiet harbour tired harbour sleeping harbour tranquil harbour

Tranquil, definitely.

na no problem... different stanzas, miles apart. Safe.