All New Mastermind 4

I liked your rendition of me better. You underestimate Bob.

Hahaha ... Lisa, no I'm not Lianna (sic) her name is Liana - pronounced 'lee are ner' and she is probably tucked up in bed right now. *smiley emoticon*

Easter Bunny: Your real name please? Manunwell: Alumbloom/Ianhealy/lola (--- no.ideasyet.emptyheady) EB: And your location? Alumbloom/Ianhealy/lola (--- no.ideasyet.emptyheady): 1, Rampantrabbit, Upmyarse. EB: And your specialist subject? Alumbloom/Ianhealy/lola (--- no.ideasyet.emptyheady): Masturbation. EB: Alumbloom/Ianhealy/lola (--- no.ideasyet.emptyheady), your time on “Masturbation.” starts now: In the phorum, you ‘come over’ as a sitcom character’s ailment. Do you know what it is? Alumbloom/Ianhealy/lola (--- no.ideasyet.emptyheady): Mastermind Conkie, fuckoff with the other old gits and your flabby arsed wife Jean. Never did show up for that make believe fight did ya, pussy face? While I’m online (I’m never off) here’s a link to yet another dull porn site and several more illegal downloads in my attempt to get more threads deleted than anyone else. What, I achieved that in two months.......neat! That’s Conkie’s fault, the chicken choking replica of me and his pet pig ... sorry, was off me meds and on me spliffs for a mo .........but I’m better now. I reckon I’m Citizen Smith and I don’t have any ailments, so fuckoff, fucker. EB: I’m sorry, the correct answer is: You are like Basil’s pretend leg wound giving us nothing more than a bit of old Gyp. Next contestant please.

oops ... sorry to cross post ... it can be a tad confusing here at MM HQ when using two browser windows.

Magnificent - but so so cruel.

And Tony, you're point is??

It makes me laugh - a lot.

Easter Bunny: Your real name please? Tracker: Will Loseallcredibility EB: And your location? Will Loseallcredibility: Brumbrumbrum, Allrevvedup, Stalled. EB: And your specialist subject? Will Loseallcredibility: Trolling against abctales. EB: Will Loseallcredibility, your time on “Trolling against abctales.” starts now: It’s long been known that this site is monitored by your own ... one only has to randomly check the threads to see that any funny topic started on abc is replicated (often without honourable mention) on another site within an hour or so of it being posted here and any perceived attack on your site from here is swiftly answered. So, given that you are the owner of that site - one that doesn’t suffer trolls/flamers - can you justify your own behaviour in your attack on abctales last december? Or your attempts here recently to ‘get’ Jasper (my, that was effective wasn’t it?). Your cavalier attitude was always going to be your downfall, you roundhead. Oh yes, a question! You seem to have lost your voice recently ... like Cromwell as portrayed by? Will Loseallcredibility: I didn’t mean to call you rats on a sinking ship, honest! I wasn’t really trying to cause total anarchy so that the remaining members might join my own site, strue! Please forgive me? EB: No. You have finally shown your true agenda. I’m sorry, the correct answer is: Richard Harris. Next contestant please.

What?! And there was me thinking for 38 years that there was only one (nice) Easter Bunny!

Tony Cook for MM5! Tony Cook for MM5! Tony Cook for MM5!

TC was well and truly done in MM3. Tallgit could be a contender for MM5 though.

Easter Bunny: Your real name please? Rofl Harass: Taichiitaly EB: And your location? Taichiitaly: On the floor, rolling. EB: And your specialist subject? Taichiitaly: Laughing my arseoff. EB: Taichiitaly, your time on “Laughing my arseoff.” starts now: You often seem to misunderstand threads or posts and then harass those whom you percieve to have done you or your pottery [Ed’s note: poetry, shirley?] harm. Tempting though it is to link you to your nemesis, Jasper and create a tai me kangeroo down joke ... rofl, we here at EB thought it better to ask this: You remind us of Sharon Osbourne ... a woman who tries to be twee but fails miserably at it ... can you think which of her husband’s greatest hits sums you up? Taichiitaly: Some poeple need to GETALIFE!!!!!!!!!!! Wheres the anger emoticon when i need it? Look buster, i give as good as i git and no tossers gonna criticise me or my work without me firing back BIGTIME buddy, get it? You mess with me and see whacha get .... i’ll comeback at you twofold but, hey, this thread’s a nice one aint it? What you’re telling me here is that you love me an my work, right? Awwwww, you’re such a cutie EB. Don’t know much about rocknroll mesen .... tho i like a good roll ... rofl ... and not the cheese type .. lololololololol.........down boys .... i dunno, i feel all blonde tonight rofl.... whasseranswer? EB: I’m sorry, the correct answer is: PARANOID SMILING... LOL... ROTFLMFAO. Next contestant please.

*notes down tim smillie* :-)

Rofl Flash off for a slash.

That's a nasty stutter you have there, Gerry.

OK, last one coming up. We at MM HQ thought this would be one that threw a few people but Emily was bang on the money ... she must be more irritating than we thought.

Aren't all of you up past your bedtime on a school night?

Easter Bunny: Your real name please? Dotty : Megan EB: And your location? Megan: ..................... urm .............? EB: And your specialist subject? Megan: Wot u onabowt..........? EB: Megan, your time on “Wot u onabowt ..........?” starts now: u may hve sen inspetro morse on the tely sovling misterees but a long wile ago another man of the same name crated a mysteries code made up od dots and dashies witch was used by spies in ww2. Do you know who this man wus? Megan: me like dots....... . ................. is ans Inspecro? ps Wots ur fav dot ....... ? EB: I’m sorry, I have to dash. No more contestants, please!

Check the IP you w.anker.

The precise location of the ip is, like your location, completely immaterial to me. From where I'm sitting my hand is level with my face and my index finger is fully extended. It's stormy.

My guesses would be :- Lola/alum Michael Casey (every answer tells a story) Jasper??!!!????????!!??????? Me, because I've never been done Hayley (likewise) One-leg (because he gets a turn every time) Rita (parental guidance advised) John (physics and delusions of hacker grandeur) Megan (who will text in her answers) Shackleton (because he's back and because Mastermind doesn't much like him)

I was addressing the kangaroo jockey, though that infringes my 'no replying to the thick shit' policy.

The Easter Bunnies were fab btw! Do any of the bunnies script write for telly cos they should?!

Another MM Masterpiece. Take a bow ******* ****

Mastermind rocks. Bloody hilarious (richard harris was exposed a long time ago for those more alert amongst us...) And no, wasnt me, as flash said, i was tucked up in bed. Flash, this is worrying... how DID you know?

hahahhahaha... This is so funny. Emily!! You traitor!

I am dreading this.... *cringes at the thought of how much ammo he has carelessly left lying around* Erm.. is it not Stormy's turn again too? I mean you could do a turn on how brilliant an internet detective he is... always getting his man etc

Jasper. I may have this wrong, but if you think I was the Easter Bunny you are wrong: 1. I don't know anyone to be able to write or comment on them in a detailed way. 2. I am unable to get onto UKA. 3. I don't like emoticons. 4. I am blonde. 5. I don't really care anymore who is who, who knows me or who doesn't or what games are/have been going on. I simply enjoy reading all the work here. 6. I am blonde. 7. Geddit? 8. Bye.

Funny that he never gets a go, isn't it? But I agree, he is a brilliant detective, great mind. Almost a ma....... surely not.

Ha! Chin up, Easter Bunny! (Hairy Welsh cousin still reeling after bafroom explelience, I'm afraid)...and never let it be said that Bob Roberts refers to himself in the third person! Regards to your better half, Bunny *wink*

Stormy DID get a go on one of them... was portrayed as a drunk if i remember correctly.

Personally I found it rather sad that the obvious wit and intelligence of Stormy and Hitch (with Smilleboy sweeping up) should be largely squandered on bile and bitterness. It reminded me of the sad, saddistic American fraternities where they torture their own members because they are are frustrated bullies and because they can. As for the rest of you who sit and applaud - how sad is that?

I thought it was better than watching television. And no commercials either.

I thought it was extremely amusing...especially the bit about that fat twat Bob Roberts...

You know, I know Jasper posts, because i see blank threads.. but I am not able to read what he says. Its fucken fantastic. So liberating.

And sorry Smiley, but it IS funny.

'Take a bow ******* ****' Yes, but ******* **** didn't Mastermind moi. *growlie faced emoticon*

I think I'll name my lext lizard Jasper.

another blank post... hahaha... (i suspect he might think that I can see him and is insulting me... am i right anyone?)

Very insulting I'm afraid, bestchum...

Liana, I just though it could be a lot funnier were it to be 'Spittin Image' (lampooning celebrities) rather than MasterMind (the caustic version) and it wouldn't intimidate as many potential newbees. [%sig%]

I reckon Andrew's list is a pretty shrewd guess. How could ANYONE leave out the kangaroo jockey, the Google high profiler or the gypo lover?

Fair enough - but this is sharp humour given in a very tongue-in-cheek fashion. If you can't laugh at yourself then you're in trouble!

As i suspected bob. Ah well, as long as it amuses him... Jon I see your point, but I dont think it was so cruel... doesnt seem to be alienating anyone.

Has not featured many women though... Mastermind is really an old fashioned gentlemanly sort at heart.

Hear hear, Pip-Pip! *tucks into succulent boiled tadpole butty, washed down by virtual abc mug filled to brim with Famous Grouse*

I think Emma may be in the running ..... and I can't recall myself as a victim of the great floppy-eared one. [%sig%]

Liana, Have you tried the F4 key thingy yet. It shows everything but without vowels. He's starting to make sense in this configuration.

There's only so much one can say about slippers, Eamonn.

While I don't for a moment think that Mastermind is Hitch and Stormy, I do have a little bit of sympathy with Smiley there. There are moments of good comedy in Mastermind, but it does (for me at least) have diminishing returns. Either all our trolls have become a bit samey or Mastermind has lost his or her subtlety at capturing them.