Misheard Song Lyrics
As someone who mishears alot of things one of my worst habits is mishearing song lyrics. But enough about me, here's a few of my favourites from people I know or knew. These made me laugh at the time and the memories always cause a little fuzzy warm spot to rush my abdomen.
Jimi Hendrix - Purple Haze: "'scuse me while I kiss this guy." (school friend)
Sting - Illegal Alien: "I'm an alien, I'm a little alien, I'm an english man in new york." (ex g/f)
Scissor Sisters - I don't feel like dancin': "I don't feel like dancin' with that yo-yo in ma face." (wife)
Stranglers - Golden Brown: "Gordon brown, texture like sun." (not sure).
Everyone must have one. You can go through life without sex, money or happiness, but you can't go through life without mishearing a song lyric. Just doesn't happen. It ought to be a universal law. I said ought to be, not should or is.