FREE BOOKS - The Starbirth Assignment

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FREE BOOKS - The Starbirth Assignment

New ABCTaler, Jackie Johnson, has two books for FREE on Amazon for the next two days. Trust me,JACKIE CAN WRITE!

 

 http://www.amazon.co.uk/The-Starbirth-Assignment-Part-One-ebook/dp/B006TWGM6O/ref=sr_1_1?s=digital-text&ie=UTF8&qid=1382460867&sr=1-1&keywords=starbirth

 

http://www.amazon.co.uk/The-Starbirth-Assignment-Part-Two-ebook/dp/B006TWGORQ/ref=pd_sim_kinc_1

 

So get over there and download a copy of each before tomorrow night!

Thanks very much - books are free until 24th October. A great endorsement from someone who writes hilarious humour books like Calico Jack in Your Garden, which I can throughly recommend!

J M Johnson

It says in the blurb:

'As a teenager, Lock Harford was exposed to an unknown drug originating
in the exotic jungles of the Amazonian tropics in South America. The
drug changed his brain, giving him unique abilities. '

 

I was exposed to an unknown drug in my teens and the only powers I developed were to eat everything in the fridge-- even an opened tin of chestnut puree-- and then play with myself in bed listening to Hawkwind.  I guess that's the difference between me and Lock Halford.

 

http://conanlibrarianlondon.wordpress.com/2013/10/22/the-inmost-light/

 

 

THAT... was Not chestnut puree!

And FYI... I have heard a neighbour playing Hawkwind in exactly the same manner! 

hmmm... I wonder...   

Not much difference then except Lock has a wife so doesn't need to play with himself. As for the rest of it, the power to eat everything in sight - well, that's something I'll have to consider for future books! Could be developed - cannibalism, maybe? Taking chunks out of people when standing next to them in a queue? It would make sleeping next to the wife something of a traumatic experience........

J M Johnson

Hawkwind? Do you remember Stacia, the painted and naked dancer with the big tits and the bigger bush? I was so in love with her. 

 

Check out Jackie’s web-page. She really does write great books;

 

 http://www.starbirthassignment.com/